Anyways the conversation goes on for the rest of the week I get some nudes I hit her with a Richard pic or two .
And on Wednesday she says she’s coming to chill again on Friday
She wants to see if my game as good as my talk .
I freaked the fuck ,
I started training like a fucking Olympian bro 😭
My browser history was dirtier than the toilets at festivals .
My dick thought I was punishing him the way I beat that mf .
Whole time I’m thinking
I can’t flop here .
Friday comes we chilling etc
And Alice pulls up .
Boy my heart froze and my Dick stood .
I ain’t never been more dazed in my life .

Hun pulls greets everyone then comes to sit on my lap ,
I’m digging the energy but I’m chilling on my boys camp master that’s on life support .
So my dick hard and she’s chilling on me , in this mad uncomfortable chair and hun starts playing with hair .
Idk what it is but shivers do be going down my spine .
So I put my around her waist and grab her thigh , she shifts so she ain’t squash my poor peen no more
Conversations flowing we kiss once or twice and then she’s like let’s get out of here .

And my dumbass decides to ask .
Where we going .
She says we going to her place , I got up faster than the flash and skipped to my car bro .
Ayt lemme leave this here I’ll be back 😭😂
I got errands to run rn
Ayt I’m back , y’all missed me ?
Ayt so I’m in my car she hops in hers and I start following her to her place ,
My dick wants to rip through my pants bro 😭😭😭.

But I’m ready , my palms might’ve been sweating but I’m ready .
We eventually pull up to her complex we get in , and go to her apartment .
We go inside , I take a seat on the couch , she comes and sits on me and we start making out ..
Things get heated real quick
Her shirt goes of mine does too .
Bro I’m harder than a maths exam .
So I do the things and try to take off her bra
Keep in mind
I ain’t take bra off before .
So I’m eager to get my lips on her nips and I pull the strap and start tryna mcguyver this fucking chastity boob vest
Like I tried for atleast 3 minutes 😭😭😭😭
Boy when I tell you I panicked and took of her bra like it was a t shirt
Hun was confused as hell , but now her hands in the air and her tits in my face 😭
Like for the first time , I got tiddies in my face bro .
So I go to work ,
My hands rubbing her body ,
She’s giving subtle moans and grinding me .
My confidence was coming back .
Then she stands up grabs me by the belt , like a dog on a leash and leads me to her bedroom .
We get there and she yeets her pants and boy oh boy if I thought her ass looked good in em jeans , they looked so much better rn .
Hun walks towards me and kisses me and starts kissing my neck and unbuckling my pants.
Her hands go in and she grabs my dick , then it clicked .
Ya boy was about to get some head . Swear it was like a sixth sense .
And she immediately gets on her knees as it clicks
So my pants are off my nuts cradled in her hand and she gets to work
Boy I almost came the second her lips touched my ween
But I composed and she was nasty with sloppy top and all , hun even gave me throat , like all of it throat .
After a few minutes I pull her up by her hair
I take her and push her onto the bed , take my pants off grab leg and start kissing from her calf down ,
Man I felt smooth asf .
Huns even grinning .
I get to her inner thighs and start taking her underwear off .
And there it was a vagina fam .
Like up close and personal 😭
Last time I saw pussy this close was in bio book .
Any ways I decide lemme give her head , so I start .
Tasted nothing like what I expected but better 😏.
And if you think I have her bomb head and knew what I was doing .
You must got me fucked up
I had no idea wtf to do ,
So I just start licking errything ,
Slobbering anywhere ,
Boy I spent atleast 3 minutes tryna find the clit 😭😭😭😭😭.
Boy or boy was I lost 😭
I feel like hun figured I was ass at this so she pulls me by my hair and brings me up to kiss her .
Boy I went up feeling embarrassed asf .
Like a walk of shame except I’m being dragged by hair on a very sexy body
But I compose myself and say imma show her how this dick do .
And destroy her now .

So I whip out the rubbers and smile .
Hun reaches over to her side table and whips out lube .

Now , this is the moment I realised .
I was not fucking her today .
She was gonna fuck me 😭.
I thought I was prepped with a +2 uno card only for shawty to have a +4 .
Ayt so I put some of this strawberry lube onto her pussy , get the rubber on too .
And I was ready .
I was about to enter the land of dreams 😭.
So I position myself and then I thrust .

I missed .

My dick went up the pussy lips and and onto her belly .

I look at her like
This hun starts laughing at me .

It was at this point I should’ve packed up , called it a day and left .

But hun grabs my dick and guides it in .
Boooooyyyy nothing gone prepare for the feeling of getting up dick wet for the first time .
This shit hit maaaad different .

7 strokes later I came 😔
And end up looking at her like
Hun just smiles and pets me on the head .

Pets me
On the fucking head 😭

Like I’m a fucking Labrador fam .
.
I pull out and sit on the edge of the bed .

Man I promised this hun a movie and gave her a YouTube trailer .
But my dick still hard so turn back and decide it’s round two .
I even stopped to put play some music .
I put “the hills “
decided to get to work . 😤😤😤.
Bruhhh , I done got my strokes to beat and errything

I felt like I was doing well
Hun even starts moaning

I got this
Boy , I knew she was into bdsm .
So I start choking her and I decide
Lemme give her a young slap.
I mean it’s bdsm right , 😭
Cause if you thought I did research and learnt techniques and took time to understand bdsm .
You must got me fucked up
So I slap her

She slaps me back
I was so confused I almost stopped stroking .

My cheek feeling warm as hell and there’s a tear in my eye .
When I’m telling you hun swung back 😭😭😭😭
So Rhonda type swing even .

I’m flabbergasted tears in my eyes .

The Weeknd still playing .
Then shorty says spit in my mouth ,
I’m like Ayt bet .
I spit .

This shit lands on her eye 😭.

Boy I done fucked up 😭.

Hun looks at me like wtf .

So I wipe it off and start apologizing for it mid stroke .

Hun probably pulled me in for a kiss so I can shut the fuck up
This felt like eternity .
But
I came before the chorus
At this point hun just looks at me
Then she starts laughing
Bro .
just breaking herself fam
Idk if my dick went soft from embarrassment of because it was overworked .
But it went down
I just went to lay next to her
Like
She’s still petting me like I’m a fucking Labrador , but I’m embarrassed asf so I’m just laying staring at her ceiling .

So I start apologizing , and she just starts laughing she gets up .
Lights a gwaai .
And says it’s okay .

I put my clothes on and dipped .
Boy I felt softer than Drake .

I just got into my car and drove home in silence .
Anyways Alice and I stopped speaking after that day , I even avoided Friday bloms for a while .

Cause I didn’t wanna be clowned for being the flash 😭😂.
Alice and I met a year or two later at groove , and I had a godlike redemption arch .

I had her vibrating like a washing machine with a brick in it 😭.

Hun tried to stand after but her legs left the chat 😤.

That is my story .
Fin .
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