I got Broccolo to get the hell off of my island, and I saved up 90,000+ nook miles

Here's hoping I get Tangy or Ankha. Even if I like any other villager, I'm not taking them. I want one of those two cats. They will be mine. I will submit myself to this torturous island hopping.

My first two trips have both been Koalas, possibly the ugliest animal to ever exist.

Yuck.

4th trip was money rock island. It's my first time being on one.

Too bad Cousteau was also on this island.

AHHHHHH POMPOM

HUEGH

GOD

FUCK

SICK

NASTY

My 9th trip is a shark island

nice

except Hippeux is here

very un-nice

My 10th trip had Apollo

I'm tired as hell

Will resume this madness after I sleep

Plus I need the nooks to open so I can sell all these sharks

I did 10 more trips after waking up, and of course I got nothing

It's been raining in my town and on these island trips constantly too, so there are at least good fish on these dumb tours

It's 2am and I'm back on the island hopping bullshit

I only have 57,910 nook miles left

side note: that 10 at the end bothers the hell out of me. I don't even know how I only got 10 nook miles, and I can't spend it either. it's always there, constantly bothering me.

My last 5 trips were a bust, bringing my total loss to 25-0

I buy tickets in clumps of 5 just in case, but I might start getting tired of that sometime soon lol

Trip 27 had another money rock island

I don't need money I need orange cat or Egyptian cat damn game

Trip 29 is also a money rock island?

I hadn't seen one of these things for 4 months, and now they're as common as bamboo islands for me

At least they're flat I guess

trips 25-30 were all males

haha

really funny nintendo

hilarious

TRIP 32 HAS VESTA

AHHH

GOD DAMN IT I LOVE VESTA

WELP RIP SORRY VESTA

TRIP 33 HAS KLAUS

THIS FUCKING BASTARD

MY NEMESIS

FUCK YOU KLAUS

I WISH I COULD DROWN YOU IN THE RIVER

30-35 were all a bust

highlight was Vesta
bottom of the barrel was Klaus the dumb shithead

I'm almost out of nook miles lmao

I only have 17,910 nook miles left, so after the next 5 trips I'm done until I can build up some more.

Hopefully no one moves in on their own. I don't even know if that's possible anymore though.

Trip 36 has Merengue

She's cute

too bad she isn't a cat

Welp, all done for now. 40 trips with nothing but 400k extra bells to show for it

I'll continue this thread in the future probably