For a fraction of the 13bn that we're refusing to take from Apple we could have remade Avengers: Endgame with the cast of Derry Girls

This was tough and I probably have it way too much thought.
Erin as Cap.
De Facto leader. Idealist. Thinks of themselves as the "sane one" but is actually as mental as the rest of them.

Orla is Thor.
Immensely powerful. Acts like an alien. Incredible hair.

Michelle as Hulk.
Impulse control and anger management issue. Causes destruction wherever she goes.

Hardest one to match up but I'm giving Tony to Clare.
Ostensibly the smartest of the group and also arguably the most self dsetructive. Undiagnosed anxiety issues. Should know better. I want to give them a hug and tell them everything is going to be okay.

And, of course, James as Black Widow.

Both started as villains (Nat as a Russian assassin and James as an English person) before coming over to the good side.
Actual sanest member of the group. Looks amazing in a catsuit(?)

Ma Mary as Captain Marvel.
Actual most powerful character. The hair.

Sister Michael is Thanos.
Inevitable. Relentless. Strong belief that the world would be better off with fewer people. Can battle all the other characters combined by themselves.

Da Gerry is Pepper Potts mixed with Happy Hogan.
I assume this needs no explanation.

Sarah is Drax.
Not all there. Not good with metaphors. A lot of work went into those eyebrows. Could kill you with any household object.

Sean "Caution" Murphy and Martin Moone as Wolverine and Professor X.
Not technically part of the same universe but iconic and I would really like to see a crossover.

Grandpa Joe is Loki.
Spends majority of series trying to destroy a close family member.