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haikyuu characters as shit me and my friend have said,
a thread
a thread
kenma, sends a post that says "7 reasons why i love you" to kuroo: now take all that away because you are not and you will never be hinata.
kuroo: eye— what did i do to deserve this?
kenma: easy, you're not hinata.
kuroo: you're such a bitch
kenma: no, i just dislike nonhinatas
kuroo: eye— what did i do to deserve this?
kenma: easy, you're not hinata.
kuroo: you're such a bitch
kenma: no, i just dislike nonhinatas
oikawa: just realized my god complex is built upon the fact that i listened to 'world is mine' by hatsune miku religiously at ages 8—10
mattsun: that is by far my favourite message by you that ive read
oikawa: really? even if i say i love you?
mattsun: positively
mattsun: that is by far my favourite message by you that ive read
oikawa: really? even if i say i love you?
mattsun: positively
kageyama: i want to lethally inject you
tsukishima: youre not the only one, get in line
kageyama: i want a line pass
tsukishima: you dont get one
tsukishima: youre not the only one, get in line
kageyama: i want a line pass
tsukishima: you dont get one
kenma: i keep forgetting that im awake at times like 5am and when i check the date its already tomorrow, so when i check the date at any time in the afternoon, it hasnt changed
akaashi: my third eye opened trying to read that text
akaashi: my third eye opened trying to read that text
sugawara: yo im going to sleep, fuck these kids mane
daichi: HAVE YOU NOT SLEPT?
sugawara: i accidentally on purpose stayed up all night
daichi: you pain me
sugawara: yo, stfu im the one with 0 hours of sleep
daichi: go to sleep before i use a horse tranquilizer
daichi: HAVE YOU NOT SLEPT?
sugawara: i accidentally on purpose stayed up all night
daichi: you pain me
sugawara: yo, stfu im the one with 0 hours of sleep
daichi: go to sleep before i use a horse tranquilizer
tanaka: honestly, i grew up believing for an entire year that my mum found me and my siblings in a dumpster
nishinoya: what a great family story
ennoshita: wouldn't you have caught onto the fact that you and your siblings are different ages though?
tanaka: she went there every–
nishinoya: what a great family story
ennoshita: wouldn't you have caught onto the fact that you and your siblings are different ages though?
tanaka: she went there every–
—time she wanted a new kid and picked the closest one, duh
terushima: i got followed by an anime simp rehabilitation account
kiyoko: the universe is trying to send you a message
terushima: im not a simp
kiyoko: the universe is trying to send you a message
terushima: im not a simp
oikawa: im identifying as a baby abolitionist
mattsun: that sounds confusing
oikawa: im not identifying as that anymore, it got boring plus my nephew is pretty chill
iwaizumi: that lasted 5 minutes, you failure
oikawa: my commitment issues says hi
mattsun: that sounds confusing
oikawa: im not identifying as that anymore, it got boring plus my nephew is pretty chill
iwaizumi: that lasted 5 minutes, you failure
oikawa: my commitment issues says hi
kuroo: what did one cell say to its sister cell that stepped on its foot
kuroo: MITOSIS
kenma:
kuroo: MITOSIS
kenma:
tendō, about goshiki: i think his bangs are cute
shirabu: okay yeah, keep lying to yourself
semi: he looks like he was doing math equations with bangs
shirabu: x = y headass
goshiki: take it back
shirabu: okay yeah, keep lying to yourself
semi: he looks like he was doing math equations with bangs
shirabu: x = y headass
goshiki: take it back
end of thread,
if she sees this, no you don't
thanks man
if she sees this, no you don't
thanks man
