No, wait. I found it. The most hilarious photo of Bobby Kotick.
$600 Million in Net Worth and the man can't hire someone to teach him how to not smile like a homunculus.
If I had Six-hundred Million Dollars I would have these photographers murdered.
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
mom said it's my turn on the xbox
Why is this Mark Corrigan with a bad dye job?
IT WAS PART OF A SERIES!
The beautiful thing about this one photograph is the headline it ran with...

I've never been this mean in my life. I'm so impressed.
Thank you, Getty Images, Inc.
I am willing to extend an olive branch to Stephen Totilo over the decision to use this frame in particular.
Please dye your eyebrows if you're going to keep dying your hair.

If I can afford to do it myself, you can afford to have someone do it for you.
Okay, I know. I know. The Escapist sucks. BUT.

This is funny. And also these photos are hilarious.

https://v1.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/102536-Activision-CEO-Bobby-Kotick-Loses-Lengthy-Legal-Battle
I love these rich white dude football owners with Bobby and then like these two random Hot Guys at the end?

Like... what?
when the man with more money than me asserts dominance and i try to play it off like it's okay
I have nothing to say here.
Bobby, sweetie, those pants don't need a belt. What are you doing? Bobby, go back inside. Bobby. I mean it. Go back inside or you'll lose privileges.
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