Have you made peace with the fact that your future girlfriend will never just see something and get it for you or herself, she will always be looking at you because o na le plan????

O jola le morwalo, everyday ke SBWL, le AirForce 1 ke SBWL, ga ana zaka, ke liability, o jola le dependant, tlhala masepa’o!!

Gents le na le sebete STRU!!

Love yourself shem, your future girlfriend loves living soft but she can’t do that for herself, o jola le dependant...your mental health is important abuti, yeah make moves, make your muntu nice, ska jola le dependant tho, someone that frowns when solutions are above you? CIMA!!!

O superhero nou!! O swaznegga wena?? tsamaya, o pudi sani!!

Avoid broke girls by all means shem, ke metlapa daai mense, aim higher so you eat your money nicely with someone that understands reciprocation, otherwise you gonna buy AirForce 1s in all colours...wake up!!

PS: I hate the AirForce 1 much as I hate pumps

The “Indoda mayibe’ ne plan” starter pack

Le UberEats ya Chicken Licken is still facing you?? It’s your responsibility mara la jola ende o na le plan??? Wa bona o snaai?? O jola le mphe-mphe