manifesting matsukawa and hanamaki as the official commentators for the olympics in a series of dialogue exchanges they'd have on the job, a thread

hanamaki: the japan vs argentina match is about to begin and it seems like the two opposing teams are talking-
matsukawa: for fucks sake OIKAWA DONT PUNCH JAPANS STARTING SETTER AND OUR CANNON

matsukawa: yaku digs the ball in a breathtaking arc, who will kageyama use for the first point-
hanamaki: sO HOW THE HELL DID HINATA GET FROM HIS POSITION IN THE BACK CORNER TO THE OTHER END OF THE NET AND JUMP THAT HIGH
matsukawa: it be like that sometimes
hanamaki: NO??

hanamaki: it's japan's turn to serve and miya basically spikes it, but it's out of bounds
matsukawa: why is the tiny libero on the court and how did the temperature of the entire stadium drop so suddenly
hanamaki, dialing iwaizumi: yeah bro we need you on the court asap

matsukawa: kageyama got first touch so who's going to be the one to set it-
hanamaki: HINATA MAKES A SET MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN A PEPE MEME TO BOKUTO AND HE NAILS IT FUCKIN SUPERB YOU FUNKY LITTLE PRO VOLLEYBALL ATHLETE

hanamaki: argentina's libero somehow keeps the ball up after digging that terrifying spike from ushijima and the setter is so obviously about to set to no. 4 approaching from the right
matsukawa: old habits die hard but argentina scores a break point

matsukawa, deadpan: and oikawa is up for the serve again. anyway makki what do you want for dinner tonight
hanamaki, playing a beat sabre game: oh, i'm feeling like ramen. oikawa scores the first service ace of the match too i guess

hanamaki: all eyes are on oikawa after that service ace, he should have come to the japan team
matsukawa: i think he's taken a page out of iwaizumis book, look he's aiming for the commentary box with the ball-