fuck. bought a few acres of land out in Palm Springs for a peach of a bargain, i'm talkin pennies on the lane, and i come to find out that it's not even usable in my plans to build the world's largest above ground swimming pool??

they said the deck would crack the soil too close to a fault line and that i would be displacing a rare gecko species and it's like?? bro imagine the parties!!!

now, i'm defaulting in my loan to secure the land and i got developers calling me up the wahzoo, i'm talkin marketing team, merch companies, not to mention the construction companies i hired, i mean i promise these people six months of gainful employment!!