ranking selling sunset cast members from worst to best after I just watched all of season 1 in 2 days
6. coming in dead last we have davina. kinda psycho and just mean. she was also talking trash. she also has no personality and spent $500 on a burning man ticket instead of volunteering for charity and thinking that it was a flex. 0/10
5. next we have chrishell. kinda obnoxious. thinks being new is a personality trait. cries a LOT (and that’s coming from me). also her telling the others that maya was pregnant after maya told her that in confidence made me really mad. plays victim when she isn’t. 3/10
4. in 4th place we have heather. she’s kinda boring. I’m sorry your boyfriend lives in slovakia but that’s not a storyline. I can’t think of anything else to say for this one. her outfits serve though. 4/10
3. next we have mary. handles all these bitches reporting live from her private business with a lot of class. also seems to be one of the only ones actually selling houseS, plural. her relationship storyline was kinda overdone and I wish we saw more of her on her own. 6.5/10
2. in second place we have christine. this woman was MADE for reality tv. she’s gorgeous, direct, to the point, honest, funny, starts drama but still a good friend. she really has it all. knows what she wants and goes for it. 9/10
1. in first place we have maya. has more brain cells than everyone else combined. SO classy at all times. somehow is both the nicest friend to all while still being funny and relevant. her pregnancy storyline was so sweet. bonus points for the accent. she deserves the world.10/10
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