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YAKU MORISUKE TEAM DYNAMICS
---- a very necessary thread
---- a very necessary thread
1. Hinata (1/3)
they love each other. they are fellow short kings. hinata goes oooOOOwOOOOOo at everything yaku does. yaku is proud of hinata's growth, especially now that hinata no longer receives with his face. they probably talk about noya a lot because they have a network™
they love each other. they are fellow short kings. hinata goes oooOOOwOOOOOo at everything yaku does. yaku is proud of hinata's growth, especially now that hinata no longer receives with his face. they probably talk about noya a lot because they have a network™
1. Hinata (2/3)
"So chibi-chan can finally receive huh"
"Yaku-san is so cool! Hey bokuto-san, did you see??? he just picked up ushijima's serve"
ushijima grimaces in the background.
"So chibi-chan can finally receive huh"
"Yaku-san is so cool! Hey bokuto-san, did you see??? he just picked up ushijima's serve"
ushijima grimaces in the background.
1. Hinata (3/4 because i am obsessed)
After Yaku receives atsumu's hybrid serve:
"YAKU-SAN THAT'S SO COOL!! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE PICK IT UP ON THE FIRST TRY"
---
"DAMN SHOYOU YOU REALLY ARE A NINJA! I'M ALMOST JEALOUS"
"YAKU-SAN IS STILL THE BEST TO ME THOUGH"
Yaku:
After Yaku receives atsumu's hybrid serve:
"YAKU-SAN THAT'S SO COOL!! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE PICK IT UP ON THE FIRST TRY"
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"DAMN SHOYOU YOU REALLY ARE A NINJA! I'M ALMOST JEALOUS"
"YAKU-SAN IS STILL THE BEST TO ME THOUGH"
Yaku:
2. Bokuto
"YAKKUN!"
"shut the FUCK up! i know! don't tell me what to do!"
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"sTOP JUMPING AROUND SO MUCH YOU HAVE TOO MUCH ENERGY"
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"Yakkun!! kuroo and i are going out for drinks later do you---"
"no."
"aww but yakkun--"
"no, stop calling me that"
"YAKKUN!"
"shut the FUCK up! i know! don't tell me what to do!"
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"sTOP JUMPING AROUND SO MUCH YOU HAVE TOO MUCH ENERGY"
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"Yakkun!! kuroo and i are going out for drinks later do you---"
"no."
"aww but yakkun--"
"no, stop calling me that"
3. Atsumu (1/5)
i like to think they start off on the wrong foot because atsumu is a clown. yaku overhears atsumu trying to intimidate the spikers and yaku immediately goes "I've seen your sets, they're not even special, you scrub" and atsumu has not recovered ever since.
i like to think they start off on the wrong foot because atsumu is a clown. yaku overhears atsumu trying to intimidate the spikers and yaku immediately goes "I've seen your sets, they're not even special, you scrub" and atsumu has not recovered ever since.
3. Atsumu (2/5)
Atsumu, before a practice match: Eh Omi-kun I bet I can get more service aces than ye today!
Yaku, in the background: Piss blonde's serves aren't even that intense (then he proceeds to receive all of Miya's serves during that practice)
Atsumu, before a practice match: Eh Omi-kun I bet I can get more service aces than ye today!
Yaku, in the background: Piss blonde's serves aren't even that intense (then he proceeds to receive all of Miya's serves during that practice)
3. Atsumu (3/5)
That being said I have a feeling they'll actually warm up to each other because as much as their personalities clash, atsumu can't deny that yaku is one of the first people who can actually receive all three of his serving styles ---
That being said I have a feeling they'll actually warm up to each other because as much as their personalities clash, atsumu can't deny that yaku is one of the first people who can actually receive all three of his serving styles ---
3. Atsumu (4/5)
and yaku can't deny that while he can adjust, atsumu does have one of the meanest serves in the league. they shock their teammates by always practicing with each other after hours because both are HUNGRY asf for improvement. i love them.
and yaku can't deny that while he can adjust, atsumu does have one of the meanest serves in the league. they shock their teammates by always practicing with each other after hours because both are HUNGRY asf for improvement. i love them.
3. Atsumu (5/5) because i am obsessed someone join me in this agenda
"Eyyy yakkun so I'm guessing ye like me now?"
"Don't call me that, and no, i still hate you"
"BUT WE ALWAYS PRACTICE TOGETHER"
"Eyyy yakkun so I'm guessing ye like me now?"
"Don't call me that, and no, i still hate you"
"BUT WE ALWAYS PRACTICE TOGETHER"
4. Hoshiumi (1/3)
when yaku first stepped into the gym, hoshiumi's first thought was literally "hOLY SHIT, IS HE SHORTER THAN ME?" followed by, "WAIT WHY DO WE HAVE THE SAME HAIR NO THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE" and he proceeds to attempt to show dominance
when yaku first stepped into the gym, hoshiumi's first thought was literally "hOLY SHIT, IS HE SHORTER THAN ME?" followed by, "WAIT WHY DO WE HAVE THE SAME HAIR NO THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE" and he proceeds to attempt to show dominance
4. Hoshiumi (2/3)
he literally goes up to yaku trying to be all intimidating like:
"YAKU MORISUKE! How tall are you?"
"HAAAAHHH?!
" followed by a drop kick and hinata runs to mediate because "yAKU-SAN STOP HE DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!"
he literally goes up to yaku trying to be all intimidating like:
"YAKU MORISUKE! How tall are you?"
"HAAAAHHH?!
" followed by a drop kick and hinata runs to mediate because "yAKU-SAN STOP HE DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!"
4. Hoshiumi (3/3)
When sachirou heard of it, he swore he never laughed so hard in his life, "that's what you get Kourai-kun"
When sachirou heard of it, he swore he never laughed so hard in his life, "that's what you get Kourai-kun"
5. Sakusa (1/4)
Sakusa, as the President of the Clown Atsumu Club™, looked up to yaku because for once in his life, Atsumu Miya learned to Shut The Fuck Up™. However, the feeling is Not Mutual™
Sakusa, as the President of the Clown Atsumu Club™, looked up to yaku because for once in his life, Atsumu Miya learned to Shut The Fuck Up™. However, the feeling is Not Mutual™
5. Sakusa (2/4)
"Yakkun! YE HAFTA ADMIT MY SERVES ARE BETTER THAN KAGEYAMA'S"
"Even if your serves improve your hairstyle is still worse than kageyama's, you piss haired blonde bitch"
For once in his life, Sakusa had heart eyes not because of cleaning products and hygiene.
"Yakkun! YE HAFTA ADMIT MY SERVES ARE BETTER THAN KAGEYAMA'S"
"Even if your serves improve your hairstyle is still worse than kageyama's, you piss haired blonde bitch"
For once in his life, Sakusa had heart eyes not because of cleaning products and hygiene.
5. Sakusa (3/4)
Yaku throws absolute salt at sakusa though. It's one thing to have to receive left-handed spikes, it's another to adjust to sakusa's freaky fucking wrists.
Yaku throws absolute salt at sakusa though. It's one thing to have to receive left-handed spikes, it's another to adjust to sakusa's freaky fucking wrists.
5. Sakusa (4/4)
During practice matches where they're on opposite sides, their teammates can distinctly hear yaku "tch"-ing followed by "what type of fucking radiocarpal joint does this bitch have" which none of the team understood because what the fuck is that even english???
During practice matches where they're on opposite sides, their teammates can distinctly hear yaku "tch"-ing followed by "what type of fucking radiocarpal joint does this bitch have" which none of the team understood because what the fuck is that even english???
5. SAKUSA (ADDITIONAL IM SORRY I FORGOT)
Yaku RESPECTS sakusa though, he found out three practices in how GOOD sakusa's defense is, and how the dude literally is so eager to receive ushijima spikes. Sakusa is then added to his list of teammates he tolerates---
Yaku RESPECTS sakusa though, he found out three practices in how GOOD sakusa's defense is, and how the dude literally is so eager to receive ushijima spikes. Sakusa is then added to his list of teammates he tolerates---
---which only comprises of Hinata Komori, and now, Sakusa. Hoshiumi is getting there because Short King™ (but also yaku is still salty about their first meeting)
6. KOMORI!!!!! (1/4)
They're BROS. Libero bros. LIBROES!!! (//that sounded a lot cooler in my head but now it just sounds like a fucking book)
They're BROS. Libero bros. LIBROES!!! (//that sounded a lot cooler in my head but now it just sounds like a fucking book)
6. KOMORI!! (2/4)
Komori, despite not being a Short King™ (//he's 180,,, what??!), gets added to the Network™ because Yaku, and by extension Noya because they share the same braincells, loves him (and so does hinata).
Komori, despite not being a Short King™ (//he's 180,,, what??!), gets added to the Network™ because Yaku, and by extension Noya because they share the same braincells, loves him (and so does hinata).
6. KOMORI!! (3/4)
during water breaks they probably sit in a corner and talk defensive techniques. sometimes hinata and/or sakusa joins them. they are THE DEFENSIVE KINGS™
during water breaks they probably sit in a corner and talk defensive techniques. sometimes hinata and/or sakusa joins them. they are THE DEFENSIVE KINGS™
6. KOMORI!! (4/4)
also komori radiates Gossip King™ energy so I bet when it's just the two of them komori spills all of sakusa's secrets to yaku and yaku never looked at sakusa the same way ever again after realizing he fell in love after seeing someone---
also komori radiates Gossip King™ energy so I bet when it's just the two of them komori spills all of sakusa's secrets to yaku and yaku never looked at sakusa the same way ever again after realizing he fell in love after seeing someone---
--- use his own handkerchief to dry his hands and seeing another use a lint roller.
7. Hyakuzawa (1/3)
Their first meeting literally triggered Yaku's flight response. His first instinct was literally to run to the bathroom and take his phone out.
"YUU!!! THERE'S THIS GUY IN MY TEAM??? I CAN'T EVEN SEE HIS HEAD??? MY NECK HURTS LOOKING AT HIM? HELP ME?!"
Their first meeting literally triggered Yaku's flight response. His first instinct was literally to run to the bathroom and take his phone out.
"YUU!!! THERE'S THIS GUY IN MY TEAM??? I CAN'T EVEN SEE HIS HEAD??? MY NECK HURTS LOOKING AT HIM? HELP ME?!"
7. Hyakuzawa (2/3)
Yaku probably screamed so loudly in the bathroom that the rest of the team could hear him
Atsumu: is he insane?
Hinata: it's probably kuroo-san or lev's influence
Yaku probably screamed so loudly in the bathroom that the rest of the team could hear him
Atsumu: is he insane?
Hinata: it's probably kuroo-san or lev's influence
7. Hyakuzawa (3/3)
Yaku only ever talks to hyakuzawa when he is sitting down. Or lying down. Or anything BUT standing up. Three days later he gets a hold of himself, only to realize hyakuzawa reminds him of lev and he loses it again beCAUSE WHY.
Yaku only ever talks to hyakuzawa when he is sitting down. Or lying down. Or anything BUT standing up. Three days later he gets a hold of himself, only to realize hyakuzawa reminds him of lev and he loses it again beCAUSE WHY.
8. Kageyama
"Why is his hair like that."
"Why is his hair like that."
8. KAGEYAMA FOR REAL THIS TIME (1/3)
Kageyama sometimes calls yaku, yaku-senpai. idk why he just does yaku radiates senpai energy okay. kageyama has so much respect for yaku because he's one of those liberos who easily pass difficult serves toward the setter.
Kageyama sometimes calls yaku, yaku-senpai. idk why he just does yaku radiates senpai energy okay. kageyama has so much respect for yaku because he's one of those liberos who easily pass difficult serves toward the setter.
8. Kageyama (2/3)
the first time kags called him yaku-senpai, kuroo was there. the tsundere in him did not catch up quickly enough and yaku literally got so flustered. kuroo took a pic. that pic is now the nekoma gc display picture and everyone said thank you kageyama.
the first time kags called him yaku-senpai, kuroo was there. the tsundere in him did not catch up quickly enough and yaku literally got so flustered. kuroo took a pic. that pic is now the nekoma gc display picture and everyone said thank you kageyama.
8. Kageyama (3/3)
while he doesn't make it into Yaku's List Of Teammates I Tolerate™ --at least not immediately-- yaku does have a soft spot for the kid uwu. he probs buys him milk sometimes n slips it into his bag without anyone noticing. komori notices. kags doesnt--
while he doesn't make it into Yaku's List Of Teammates I Tolerate™ --at least not immediately-- yaku does have a soft spot for the kid uwu. he probs buys him milk sometimes n slips it into his bag without anyone noticing. komori notices. kags doesnt--
--kags probably thinks he brought extra today and just goes Happy Blueberry Mode™ idk. THIS WAS HARD OKAY I JUST FEEL LIKE YAKU-DEMON-SENPAI IS SOFT ON KAGS IDK
i cant believe this is getting traction but anyway
9. USHIJIMA (1/5)
see being in the fukurodani training group has its pros and cons. on one hand he gets to improve. on another he has to listen to bOKUTO FUCKING KOUTAROU AND KUROO TETSUROU BICKERING AND SCREAMING.
9. USHIJIMA (1/5)
see being in the fukurodani training group has its pros and cons. on one hand he gets to improve. on another he has to listen to bOKUTO FUCKING KOUTAROU AND KUROO TETSUROU BICKERING AND SCREAMING.
9. Ushijima (2/5)
unfortunately for his sanity, bokuto's voice is always loud enough that whatever the fuck he says will almost always reach his ears, like, for example, him complaining about ushijima wakatoshi.
unfortunately for his sanity, bokuto's voice is always loud enough that whatever the fuck he says will almost always reach his ears, like, for example, him complaining about ushijima wakatoshi.
9. Ushijima (3/5)
so subconsciously, yaku already had a mental image of ushijima even before he even met him (courtesy of both bokuto AND hinata which he hears indirectly because of kenma) and it was this stoic, no nonsense ace that screams JAPAN
so subconsciously, yaku already had a mental image of ushijima even before he even met him (courtesy of both bokuto AND hinata which he hears indirectly because of kenma) and it was this stoic, no nonsense ace that screams JAPAN
9. Ushijima (4/5)
so imagine yaku's surprise when the first time he sees ushijima was outside the gym, reading manga!!
so imagine yaku's surprise when the first time he sees ushijima was outside the gym, reading manga!!
9. Ushijima (5/5)
"oi, ushijima wakatoshi right? I'm yaku morisuke."
"Hm."
"What are you reading?"
"L'Oreal Paris New Ever Strong Sulfate Free Fortify System"
.........
what. the. 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬.
Yaku calls Kuroo to scream.
"oi, ushijima wakatoshi right? I'm yaku morisuke."
"Hm."
"What are you reading?"
"L'Oreal Paris New Ever Strong Sulfate Free Fortify System"
.........
what. the. 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬.
Yaku calls Kuroo to scream.
9. USHIJIMA FOR REAL (i wrote the first one as a joke and i realize its not really a dynamic HAHHAAHHA BUT ANYWAY) (1/4)
there's a point probably where ushijima, because well, he's really blunt and i love him but it's time to clown him, asks noya
"how come i don't know you?"
there's a point probably where ushijima, because well, he's really blunt and i love him but it's time to clown him, asks noya
"how come i don't know you?"
9. USHIJIMA (2/4)
HE MEANS WELL OKAY!!! HE'S JUST WONDERING HOW YAKU, WITH ALL HIS SKILLS, ISN'T SOMEONE HE MET DURING HIS HS DAYS BECAUSE 𝘚𝘜𝘙𝘌𝘓𝘠 𝘚𝘖𝘔𝘌𝘖𝘕𝘌 𝘖𝘍 𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘓𝘌𝘝𝘌𝘓 𝘐𝘚 𝘕𝘈𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕𝘈𝘓 𝘛𝘐𝘌𝘙.
HE MEANS WELL OKAY!!! HE'S JUST WONDERING HOW YAKU, WITH ALL HIS SKILLS, ISN'T SOMEONE HE MET DURING HIS HS DAYS BECAUSE 𝘚𝘜𝘙𝘌𝘓𝘠 𝘚𝘖𝘔𝘌𝘖𝘕𝘌 𝘖𝘍 𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘓𝘌𝘝𝘌𝘓 𝘐𝘚 𝘕𝘈𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕𝘈𝘓 𝘛𝘐𝘌𝘙.
9. Ushijima (3/4)
but yaku, with all his short, feral, nature, imPLODED BECAUSE "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN USHIWAKA" and the jva had a front row seat to a 180 something athlete kneeling in dogeza in front of a 160 smth ginger because yaku learned from the hoshiumi incident---
but yaku, with all his short, feral, nature, imPLODED BECAUSE "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN USHIWAKA" and the jva had a front row seat to a 180 something athlete kneeling in dogeza in front of a 160 smth ginger because yaku learned from the hoshiumi incident---
--- to not attempt bodily harm on a teammate.
9. Ushijima (4/4)
Anyway, pfft, kuroo had to step in and explain shit and yeah okay yaku understands he's not angry anymore but ushijima will never make it into his List of Teammates I Tolerate™ even though their court chemistry is
(because yaku is a pROFESSIONAL FUCK U)
Anyway, pfft, kuroo had to step in and explain shit and yeah okay yaku understands he's not angry anymore but ushijima will never make it into his List of Teammates I Tolerate™ even though their court chemistry is
(because yaku is a pROFESSIONAL FUCK U)
,,,, idk how to do hakuba's ill end it here
im a clown so guys lets all ignore the typos especially where i accidentally call yaku by his bfs name
