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ffxiv jobs rated by thot factor, a comprehensive thread
ninja
0/10
nothing says 'i don't plan on having sex' like playing ninja
0/10
nothing says 'i don't plan on having sex' like playing ninja
black mage
1/10
i cannot, in good conscience, refer to the unofficial lalafell job as being thotty. +1 point for having a catboy as a job npc
1/10
i cannot, in good conscience, refer to the unofficial lalafell job as being thotty. +1 point for having a catboy as a job npc
monk
5.2/10
those gleaming, muscular arms? the toned, exposed stomach? the tantra chestwrap is an intentional message, and it says: you can look, but you can't touch ;)
5.2/10
those gleaming, muscular arms? the toned, exposed stomach? the tantra chestwrap is an intentional message, and it says: you can look, but you can't touch ;)
dragoon
7.8/10
the skintight armor with the belly window isn't fooling anyone, baby
7.8/10
the skintight armor with the belly window isn't fooling anyone, baby
samurai
2.3/10
When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the ga
2.3/10
When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the ga
dark knight
8.9/10
only the most deranged of thots would hook up with their weird boyfriend clone hybrid
8.9/10
only the most deranged of thots would hook up with their weird boyfriend clone hybrid
paladin
4.5/10
a base 4 by virtue of being a tank, but i refuse to believe paladins can do anything other than missionary with the lights off
4.5/10
a base 4 by virtue of being a tank, but i refuse to believe paladins can do anything other than missionary with the lights off
summoner
2.8/10
no time for hoe activities when you have a 400 step opener
2.8/10
no time for hoe activities when you have a 400 step opener
scholar
7.3/10
scholar, on the other hand, shows some ankle. scholar winks at you from behind their sexy glasses and invites you for a quickie in the library bathroom
7.3/10
scholar, on the other hand, shows some ankle. scholar winks at you from behind their sexy glasses and invites you for a quickie in the library bathroom
red mage
5.9/10
it's impossible to come into close contact with x'rhun tia and come away unscathed. that perfectly hemmed artifact gear says i'm classy, BUT...
5.9/10
it's impossible to come into close contact with x'rhun tia and come away unscathed. that perfectly hemmed artifact gear says i'm classy, BUT...
warrior
9.6/10
not only thotty, but actively feral about it. the warrior's red eyes is the hoe energy peeking from their soul
9.6/10
not only thotty, but actively feral about it. the warrior's red eyes is the hoe energy peeking from their soul
white mage
6.1/10
it's the sadism, i think
6.1/10
it's the sadism, i think
machinist
7.5/10
for when there's not a bard or dancer around. stephanivien's energies gives machinist a big boost here
7.5/10
for when there's not a bard or dancer around. stephanivien's energies gives machinist a big boost here
bard
10/10
to identify bard as anything but the thot job it is would be an insult to its legacy
10/10
to identify bard as anything but the thot job it is would be an insult to its legacy
gunbreaker
6.8/10
spiritually, there is no difference between sexily shedding a bathrobe to reveal your body and using superbolide
6.8/10
spiritually, there is no difference between sexily shedding a bathrobe to reveal your body and using superbolide
dancer
9.8/10
the hoe energies exerted by bard may be unintentional, but dancer knows exactly what it's doing.
9.8/10
the hoe energies exerted by bard may be unintentional, but dancer knows exactly what it's doing.
I think that’s everyone
astrologian
9.2/10
i think it’s the “drunk girl in the bathroom of a party” level breakdown energy that truly gives astrologian the desperation that makes it so unique
9.2/10
i think it’s the “drunk girl in the bathroom of a party” level breakdown energy that truly gives astrologian the desperation that makes it so unique
blue mage
4.2/10
fundamentally unsexy by reason of the morbol breath, but those masks are a little cheeky
4.2/10
fundamentally unsexy by reason of the morbol breath, but those masks are a little cheeky
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