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For tonight's viewing I have selected the 7th film because it features Race Wars (not what you think)
It is never discussed but there is a 100% chance that Letty is bisexual and that is why she knows Iggy Azalea. No I will not be explaining further.
I wish you all could watch these films through my eyes because it is such a joyful experience
I love that The Rock does paperwork by simply using a very large stamp to emblazen "CAPTURED" on various printouts of fugitives because that is also how I do paperwork
Everyone gets to write at least one line of their own dialogue and they never disappoint
If I were the interior decorator for the DSS (Diplomatic Security Service, which is totally real) I would perhaps not have chosen to put very breakable glass every 15 feet or so in the office.
There is final season of Game of Thrones levels of time confusion when it comes to Mia and Brian's Child and his age.
Dominic Toretto only has two shirts and one is too tight and the other doesn't have any sleeves and there is no explanation given as to his selection of either for any activity. My personal theory is that it's a Two-Face thing
I cannot imagine the joy that would happen in my heart if I was allowed to explain the plot connecting the first film to Hobbs and Shaw. Yes Brian O'Conner connected DSS Agent Hobbs to British Special Forces member Shaw. They were enemies but they aren't any more and it's fine.
The fact that they tie together the series connecting 3 with the main storyline is one of the best things about 7
Every few seconds I think "this shot should be studied in film school" and it's always true
Kurt Russell did a great job writing his own line.
I appreciate that Dom always holds his beer by the top when he's angry just in case he has to turn it into a weapon at a moment's notice. Very good attention to detail throughout the series
Incredible that Mr. Nobody got the whole crew together and that they arrived at the exact moment he was done talking to Dom. Good planning.
Sky cars is genius filmmaking
While falling from the sky, Dom keeps his hand on the shifter in case he needs to change gears while plummetting earthward
Cars only go forward in this series. Whatever direction they go, it is always forward.
The most unrealistic part of 7 is that Brian would have any chance against Tony Jaa and you've seen the tweet about sky cars so
Aside from cars and NOS they try to never reuse any piece of technology that was introduced in the previous films. Car Tazer? Not gonna use that again despite numerous car based heists where it would probably be invaluable.
Tony Jaa has two lines in this film, "Guns free" which allows Gatling Guns to come from the sides of a bus and "Too Slow" which is the line he wrote himself.
Despite Brian literally being saved by the spoiler on Letty's car, I am above a spoiler joke. You're welcome.
A general rule of thumb, and a suggestion to all bad guys, is never hesitate when your opposition is in the sights of your henchmen.
Ramsey is an excellent addition to the crew and I hope she shows up in future films.
I'm just over an hour in and they have finally mentioned Family
One of the smartest things the franchise ever did was colour code each driver. I see a Blue Car I know Brian is driving it. Brian can only drive Blue Car.
So back to suggestions for badguys. If you're going to have a single armed guard protect a door, perhaps they should not have a way to unlock the door.
When things are described as bulletproof that inevitably means the gang will find a way to break it. It's kind of impressive. Like a fun suggestion they put in the dialogue to let me know "oh they gonna fuck that up"
Rhonda Rousey's character making Letty fight 3 of her henchmen and studying her style is one of the smartest Bad Guy moves and honestly she's not even a bad guy. They should Shaw her character too.
Letty falling off a balcony and having her dress break but her bra stay perfect is astounding.
When confronted with the fact that the bullet proof car has no breaks after he drives it off a building, his response is to go faster to ensure that they will make it to the third building in the group. So wise.
The car is now destroyed. It was bulletproof.
I love the idea of saying shit like "weapons hot" like it matters. Y'all going to a gunfight, you think folks didn't have their guns ready?
Family number 2 baby
I always wear secret body armor when I go to gunfights.
Okay I'm pausing because Borat Voice is done with her work. She thinks 8 films for $50 is a great deal so long as she doesn't have to watch them right now.
