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It’s that time again
(CW for crank politics & all that entails)
(CW for crank politics & all that entails)
First things first let’s get the obligatory weed candidate out the way (this man is 28 and willingly has those chops)
I would like to submit my candidate’s statement in the form of a haiku
Hey look, it’s four republicans
“The great intellectual slayer of socialism, Ludwig von Mises”
Honestly I respect this dude for making his campaign priority the call for a single-party state
My boyfriend
Dear god please no
Is Trump Weed Guy a new Guy?
We get it, you take coronavirus seriously
Goodspaceguy should be captain of space force tbh
Martin “the iceman” Wheeler
What more do you need to know?
What more do you need to know?
Would
he’s gay tho :/
he’s gay tho :/
The word is jewarchy
(He proceeds to go into detail about how good his Huwaei phone is)
(He proceeds to go into detail about how good his Huwaei phone is)
Elected experience: the gram
Make them kiss
Am calling him Jay Sleeze from here on out
Sometimes I think the republicans could win the governorship & then the state party gets behind a guy like this
(For more about his service in law enforcement, google Loren Culp cop)
(For more about his service in law enforcement, google Loren Culp cop)
eeeeeficiancy & progress are ours once more!
Now that we have the neutron bomb!
It’s nice & quick & clean & gets things done!
Now that we have the neutron bomb!
It’s nice & quick & clean & gets things done!
Taking bets on this
If you want a candidate who likes fires & has been to jail, look elsewhere!
@TrueAnonPod the anti-5G candidate for Washington state commissioner of public lands
“Sometimes I think it would be better to start all over from 550BC with a Pythagorean Academy”
The anti-sex & the pro-coronavirus candidates for state superintendent
As an autistic savant I am the only candidate who thinks my election opponents will do my job for me 40% of the time
“As a student of the Austrian School”
Still hate this dude for taking votes from Nikkita
William could become the first Interzone-American elected to public office
And to wrap it all up, would
A disappointing turnout honestly, no one asking their husband permission to run for office or nothing, all the wackos are just on about coronavirus :/
