Well their moment's finally come, and these have fucking shit themselves.

Spent their whole lives pining for a Dunkirk of their own. I don't want to glorify war but at least during the blitz there presumably weren't that many Tories cheering on the German bombers. https://twitter.com/douglascarswell/status/1282932538944741379

Honestly the most easily offended fucking babies imaginable. Conscientious objectors went to prison. This lot just publicly soil themselves in the Telegraph.

The contemporary right would lose a war in a week. Toby Young would personally surrender to ISIS as long as he could still go into Waitrose without a mask. Clarkson's house would be bombed because he'd be flashing the headlights of his Landrover as a matter of principle.

They are completely opposed to any sort of collectivism, and even the national unity they claim to cherish above all else would be decried if it meant Dan Hodges couldn't get an Ocado delivery.