Does everyone remember how much Jeff bezos would obsess over “burning the shorts”? Yeah, me neither cc $tsla “investors”
Does everyone remember when $amzn was continually accused of a wide variety of accounting fraud? Me neither cc $tsla “investors”
Does everyone remember when $amzn was accused of persistent, wide ranging consumer fraud? Me neither cc $tsla “investors”
Does everyone remember back when Bezos would leak hand picked $amzn metrics around the quarter end to pump his stock? yeah, me neither cc $tsla “investors”
Does anyone remember how Bezos loaded his board with “yes people” he had to compensate a multiple of other boards so they would allow all insiders to borrow the max against their $amzn shares? No, that didn’t happen either cc $tsla “investors”
Does everyone remember how Bezos would hype $amzn products and services years before intro with the released version never living up to the promise, if there was a release at all? nope, I don’t remember that either cc $tsla “investors”
Does everyone remember that time $amzn went 2 years without growing average unit volume? I don’t recall that at all. Cc $tsla “investors”
Does anyone remember Bezos thinking the best way to convince people he was a genius, was to bumble around repeating the words “yeah” “so” and “so yeah”? Nope Bezos can just speak like a regular person and his genius comes thru cc $tsla “investors”
Does anyone recall Bezos feeling the need to comment on every field as if he were an expert in that field, meanwhile the actual experts knew he was just a dumbass? No, Bezos didn’t do that cc $tsla investors”
Does anyone remember the massive exec turnover at $amzn? I’m pretty sure Bezos is as demanding as anyone but this also didn’t happen. Cc $tsla “investors”
Does everyone recall mass insider sales of $amzn shares right bf the stock was a 5 bagger? They did not cc $tsla “investors”
Does anyone remember how $amzn was constantly on the verge of running out of cash and doing capital raises to stay alive? No? That’s because they didn’t cc $tsla “investors”
Does anyone how Bezos would always hype earnings prospects 2 years out and analysts would issue highly profitable forecasts only to end up with negative actual results EVERY. YEAR. SINCE. INCEPTION. ??? No $amzn was busy running the biz cc $tsla “investors”
Does anyone recall at which point $amzn was only able to attract some of the dumbest money on the planet to own the stock? No - $amzn is exactly the opposite of $tsla in that regard
Many of the things from this thread $amzn and Bezos never did, are things almost NO legitimate company does. I agree with the people who think Elon and $tsla are special, but my version of “special” in this case is a whole lot different than $tsla “investors”.
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