so I’ve finally watched and ranked the entirety of Eurovisions 2010-2020!

I don’t normally do this kind of thing but I figured I’d share my average scores across the countries along with my top and bottom ranked acts.

THREAD:
46. Latvia https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇱🇻" title="Flagge von Lettland" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Lettland"> (this was pretty expected tbh but may be surprising to some)

Average: 32.1
High: 14th (2014)
Low: 43rd (2011)
45. San Marino https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇸🇲" title="Flagge von San Marino" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von San Marino"> (probably more expected than Latvia but also I would die for Valentina Monetta)

Average: 30.3
High: 8th (2013)
Low: 39th (2019)
44. Slovakia https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇸🇰" title="Flagge der Slowakei" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge der Slowakei">

Average: 29.7
High: 15 (2010)
Low: 37 (2011, 2012)
43. Ireland https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇮🇪" title="Flagge von Irland" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Irland"> (pls Ireland for the love of god just do whatever you did in the 90s)

Average: 29.5
High: 13th (2014)
Low: 41st (2016)
42. Poland https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇵🇱" title="Flagge von Polen" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Polen">

Average: 29.1
High: 18th https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face"> (2014, 2016)
Low: 42nd (2018)
41. Estonia https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇪🇪" title="Flagge von Estland" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Estland"> (believe me when I say Estonia could SOAR in my rankings if they would stop sending songs in English)

Average: 27.7
High: 6th (2012)
Low: 41st (2019)
40. Norway https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇳🇴" title="Flagge von Norwegen" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Norwegen"> (we have a love-hate relationship)

Average: 25.6
High: 2nd (2019)
Low: 41st (2011)
39. Finland https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇫🇮" title="Flagge von Finnland" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Finnland"> (literally could not name a single song I liked from Finland until I watched Eurovision 2014, pls don’t attack me)

Average: 25.4
High: 7th (2014)
Low: 40th (2015, 2016)
38. Austria https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇦🇹" title="Flagge von Österreich" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Österreich">

Average: 25.3
High: 3rd (2014)
Low: 41st (2012)
37. Belgium https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇧🇪" title="Flagge von Belgien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Belgien">

Average: 25.3
High: 11th (2020)
Low: 37th (2014)
36. Malta https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇲🇹" title="Flagge von Malta" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Malta"> (adding Ira Losco to the list of ESC artists I would die for)

Average: 25.2
High: 10th (2016)
Low: 42nd (2017)
35. Switzerland https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇨🇭" title="Flagge der Schweiz" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge der Schweiz"> (tbh the Swiss have grown on me a lot in recent years so I’m excited for this new momentum!)

Average: 24.9
High: 3rd (2020)
Low: 38th (2013)
34. Czechia https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇨🇿" title="Flagge der Tschechischen Republik" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge der Tschechischen Republik">

Average: 24.7
High: 11th (2019)
Low: 38th (2015)
33. Lithuania https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇱🇹" title="Flagge von Litauen" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Litauen"> (last standing of the Baltics https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">)

Average: 24.6
High: 6th (2010)
Low: 41st (2017)
32. North Macedonia https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇲🇰" title="Flagge von Mazedonien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Mazedonien"> (if you didn’t respect Kaliopi at her Dona, you don’t deserve her at her Crno i belo https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Triumphierendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Triumphierendes Gesicht">)

Average: 23.7
High: 1st (2012)
Low: 42nd (2011)
31. United Kingdom https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇬🇧" title="Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches"> (the fandom SLEEPS on Children of the Universe and I will stand by that)

Average: 23.5
High: 6th (2014)
Low: 42nd (2012)
30. Australia https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇦🇺" title="Flagge von Australien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Australien">

Average: 23.0
High: 15th (2015)
Low: 35th (2018)
29. Albania https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇦🇱" title="Flagge von Albanien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Albanien"> (please stop sending English revamps, I’m BEGGING)

Average: 22.8
High: 1st (2018)
Low: 39th (2016, 2020)
28. Denmark https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇩🇰" title="Flagge von Dänemark" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Dänemark"> (I’ve always complained that Denmark at Eurovision sounds like literal Wonderbread but my rankings say otherwise https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">)

Average: 22.5
High: 9th (2013, 2010)
Low: 36th (2011)
27. Cyprus https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇨🇾" title="Flagge von Zypern" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Zypern"> (Fuego is a bop but everything else is par to subpar imo)

Average: 21.2
High: 2nd (2018)
Low: 33rd (2010)
26. Germany https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇩🇪" title="Flagge von Deutschland" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Deutschland"> (ok but justice for Jamie-Lee tbh)

Average: 21.2
High: 6th (2018)
Low: 40th (2017)
25. Slovenia https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇸🇮" title="Flagge von Slowenien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Slowenien"> MAJA KEUC REALLY DID THAT

Average: 21.1
High: 1st (2011)
Low: 42nd (2016)
24. Montenegro https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇲🇪" title="Flagge von Montenegro" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Montenegro"> (probably shouldn’t be this high but idc)

Average: 21.0
High: 1st (2014)
Low: 34th (2016)
23. Georgia https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇬🇪" title="Flagge von Georgien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Georgien"> (also has no business being THIS high but anywayshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🗣" title="Silhouette eines sprechenden Kopfes" aria-label="Emoji: Silhouette eines sprechenden Kopfes"> The Shin and Mariko rights !! )

Average: 20.7
High: 2nd (2014)
Low: 40th (2019, 2020)
22. Iceland https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇮🇸" title="Flagge von Island" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Island"> (reminder that this account began as a Hatari fan account)

Average: 20.7
High: 1st (2019, 2020)
Low: 35th (2015)
21. Portugal https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇵🇹" title="Flagge von Portugal" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Portugal"> (apparently I’ve never ranked Portugal highly but also never ranked them lowly??)

Average: 20.2
High: 16th (2014, 2020)
Low: 29th (2012)
20. Belarus https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇧🇾" title="Flagge von Weißrussland" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Weißrussland">

Average: 20.2
High: 1st (2017)
Low: 31st (2016)
17. (3-way tie) Croatia https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇭🇷" title="Flagge von Kroatien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Kroatien"> yeah you could say I’m a little heartbroken Damir isnt going to Eurovision 2021

Average: 20
High: 5th (2020)
Low: 37th (2018)
17. (3-way tie) The Netherlands https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇳🇱" title="Flagge der Niederlande" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge der Niederlande">

Average: 20.0
High: 4th (2017, 2013)
Low: 41st (2018)

hate that I had to choose between Anouk and O’G3NE for the video!!
17. (3-way tie) Turkey https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇹🇷" title="Flagge der Türkei" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge der Türkei"> ok I’m actually such a Turkey stan but you just can’t tell from these 3 years of entries https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">

Average: 20.0
High: 3rd (2010)
Low: 35th (2011)
16. Bulgaria https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇧🇬" title="Flagge von Bulgarien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Bulgarien"> y’all should be charged with a CRIME for robbing Poli like that in 2011

Average: 19.9
High: 3rd (2011)
Low: 35th (2012)
15. Greece https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇬🇷" title="Flagge von Griechenland" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Griechenland"> (I love Greece as long as they aren’t doing whatever they did in 2017 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😷" title="Gesicht mit Mundschutz" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Mundschutz">)

Average: 19.8
High: 7th (2015, 2012)
Low: 38th (2017)
14. Armenia https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇦🇲" title="Flagge von Armenien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Armenien"> Apricot Stone is one of my top Eurovision guilty pleasures #exposed

Average: 18.5
High: 1st (2010)
Low: 41st (2020)
13. Spain https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇪🇸" title="Flagge von Spanien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Spanien"> (you say Spain, I say underrated!)

Average: 18.2
High: 3rd (2012)
Low: 36th (2018)
12. France https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇫🇷" title="Flagge von Frankreich" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Frankreich">

Average: 17.1
High: 5th (2010)
Low: 34th (2013)
11. Moldova https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇲🇩" title="Flagge von Moldawien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Moldawien"> (really wish O mie was my top but https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">)

Average: 16.7
High: 2nd (2010)
Low: 36th (2020)
10. Romania https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇷🇴" title="Flagge von Rumänien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Rumänien">

Average: 16.0
High: 4th (2015)
Low: 32nd (2019)
9. Russia https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇷🇺" title="Flagge von Russland" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Russland"> (2013-2016 = their ESC golden years)

Average: 15.6
High: 3rd (2015)
Low: 43rd (2018)
8. Azerbaijan https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇦🇿" title="Flagge von Aserbaidschan" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Aserbaidschan">

Average: 14.8
High: 5th (2019, 2013, 2011)
Low: 28th (2018)

(pissed I had to chose between three top entries for the video but Hold Me had unmatched staging+ the Turkish version goes tf off)
7. Hungary https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇭🇺" title="Flagge von Ungarn" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Ungarn"> (I’m still not ok that they left Eurovision)

Average: 14.4
High: 2nd (2017)
Low: 30th (2014)
6. Bosnia and Herzegovina https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇧🇦" title="Flagge von Bosnien und Herzegowina" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Bosnien und Herzegowina">

Average: 14.3
High: 4th (2011)
Low: 22nd (2010)
5. Sweden https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇸🇪" title="Flagge von Schweden" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Schweden"> (Yes I think Euphoria is overhyped but yes I stream it almost daily)

Average: 14.0
High: 4th (2012)
Low: 28th (2010)
4. Israel https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇮🇱" title="Flagge von Israel" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Israel"> (could literally send the Hebrew ABC’s to Eurovision and still crack my top 10 ngl)

Average: 13.2
High: 2nd (2020)
Low: 31st (2012)
3. Serbia https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇷🇸" title="Flagge von Serbien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Serbien"> (Željko Joksimović can do absolutely NO wrong)

Average: 12.6
High: 2nd (2011, 2012)
Low: 36th (2010)
2. Ukraine https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇺🇦" title="Flagge der Ukraine" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge der Ukraine"> Apparently i really like ?? everything ? Ukraine sends ????? I still have chills from Jamala’s performance of 1944

Average: 10.3
High: 2nd (2016, 2013)
Low: 19th (2010)
Which means that my last few hours on this thread were spent finally outing myself as an Italy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇮🇹" title="Flagge von Italien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Italien"> stan!! stream Italy at ESC!

Average: 6.9 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="‼️" title="Doppeltes Ausrufezeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Doppeltes Ausrufezeichen">
High: 1st (2016, 2015, 2013)
Low: 18th (2012)
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