so I’ve finally watched and ranked the entirety of Eurovisions 2010-2020!

I don’t normally do this kind of thing but I figured I’d share my average scores across the countries along with my top and bottom ranked acts.

THREAD:

46. Latvia (this was pretty expected tbh but may be surprising to some)

Average: 32.1
High: 14th (2014)
Low: 43rd (2011)

45. San Marino (probably more expected than Latvia but also I would die for Valentina Monetta)

Average: 30.3
High: 8th (2013)
Low: 39th (2019)

44. Slovakia

Average: 29.7
High: 15 (2010)
Low: 37 (2011, 2012)

43. Ireland (pls Ireland for the love of god just do whatever you did in the 90s)

Average: 29.5
High: 13th (2014)
Low: 41st (2016)

42. Poland

Average: 29.1
High: 18th (2014, 2016)
Low: 42nd (2018)

41. Estonia (believe me when I say Estonia could SOAR in my rankings if they would stop sending songs in English)

Average: 27.7
High: 6th (2012)
Low: 41st (2019)

40. Norway (we have a love-hate relationship)

Average: 25.6
High: 2nd (2019)
Low: 41st (2011)

39. Finland (literally could not name a single song I liked from Finland until I watched Eurovision 2014, pls don’t attack me)

Average: 25.4
High: 7th (2014)
Low: 40th (2015, 2016)

38. Austria

Average: 25.3
High: 3rd (2014)
Low: 41st (2012)

37. Belgium

Average: 25.3
High: 11th (2020)
Low: 37th (2014)

36. Malta (adding Ira Losco to the list of ESC artists I would die for)

Average: 25.2
High: 10th (2016)
Low: 42nd (2017)

35. Switzerland (tbh the Swiss have grown on me a lot in recent years so I’m excited for this new momentum!)

Average: 24.9
High: 3rd (2020)
Low: 38th (2013)

34. Czechia

Average: 24.7
High: 11th (2019)
Low: 38th (2015)

33. Lithuania (last standing of the Baltics )

Average: 24.6
High: 6th (2010)
Low: 41st (2017)

32. North Macedonia (if you didn’t respect Kaliopi at her Dona, you don’t deserve her at her Crno i belo )

Average: 23.7
High: 1st (2012)
Low: 42nd (2011)

31. United Kingdom (the fandom SLEEPS on Children of the Universe and I will stand by that)

Average: 23.5
High: 6th (2014)
Low: 42nd (2012)

30. Australia

Average: 23.0
High: 15th (2015)
Low: 35th (2018)

29. Albania (please stop sending English revamps, I’m BEGGING)

Average: 22.8
High: 1st (2018)
Low: 39th (2016, 2020)

28. Denmark (I’ve always complained that Denmark at Eurovision sounds like literal Wonderbread but my rankings say otherwise )

Average: 22.5
High: 9th (2013, 2010)
Low: 36th (2011)

27. Cyprus (Fuego is a bop but everything else is par to subpar imo)

Average: 21.2
High: 2nd (2018)
Low: 33rd (2010)

26. Germany (ok but justice for Jamie-Lee tbh)

Average: 21.2
High: 6th (2018)
Low: 40th (2017)

25. Slovenia MAJA KEUC REALLY DID THAT

Average: 21.1
High: 1st (2011)
Low: 42nd (2016)

24. Montenegro (probably shouldn’t be this high but idc)

Average: 21.0
High: 1st (2014)
Low: 34th (2016)

23. Georgia (also has no business being THIS high but anyways The Shin and Mariko rights !! )

Average: 20.7
High: 2nd (2014)
Low: 40th (2019, 2020)

22. Iceland (reminder that this account began as a Hatari fan account)

Average: 20.7
High: 1st (2019, 2020)
Low: 35th (2015)

21. Portugal (apparently I’ve never ranked Portugal highly but also never ranked them lowly??)

Average: 20.2
High: 16th (2014, 2020)
Low: 29th (2012)

20. Belarus

Average: 20.2
High: 1st (2017)
Low: 31st (2016)

17. (3-way tie) Croatia yeah you could say I’m a little heartbroken Damir isnt going to Eurovision 2021

Average: 20
High: 5th (2020)
Low: 37th (2018)

17. (3-way tie) The Netherlands

Average: 20.0
High: 4th (2017, 2013)
Low: 41st (2018)

hate that I had to choose between Anouk and O’G3NE for the video!!

17. (3-way tie) Turkey ok I’m actually such a Turkey stan but you just can’t tell from these 3 years of entries

Average: 20.0
High: 3rd (2010)
Low: 35th (2011)

16. Bulgaria y’all should be charged with a CRIME for robbing Poli like that in 2011

Average: 19.9
High: 3rd (2011)
Low: 35th (2012)

15. Greece (I love Greece as long as they aren’t doing whatever they did in 2017 )

Average: 19.8
High: 7th (2015, 2012)
Low: 38th (2017)

14. Armenia Apricot Stone is one of my top Eurovision guilty pleasures #exposed

Average: 18.5
High: 1st (2010)
Low: 41st (2020)

13. Spain (you say Spain, I say underrated!)

Average: 18.2
High: 3rd (2012)
Low: 36th (2018)

12. France

Average: 17.1
High: 5th (2010)
Low: 34th (2013)

11. Moldova (really wish O mie was my top but )

Average: 16.7
High: 2nd (2010)
Low: 36th (2020)

10. Romania

Average: 16.0
High: 4th (2015)
Low: 32nd (2019)

9. Russia (2013-2016 = their ESC golden years)

Average: 15.6
High: 3rd (2015)
Low: 43rd (2018)

8. Azerbaijan

Average: 14.8
High: 5th (2019, 2013, 2011)
Low: 28th (2018)

(pissed I had to chose between three top entries for the video but Hold Me had unmatched staging+ the Turkish version goes tf off)

7. Hungary (I’m still not ok that they left Eurovision)

Average: 14.4
High: 2nd (2017)
Low: 30th (2014)

6. Bosnia and Herzegovina

Average: 14.3
High: 4th (2011)
Low: 22nd (2010)

5. Sweden (Yes I think Euphoria is overhyped but yes I stream it almost daily)

Average: 14.0
High: 4th (2012)
Low: 28th (2010)

4. Israel (could literally send the Hebrew ABC’s to Eurovision and still crack my top 10 ngl)

Average: 13.2
High: 2nd (2020)
Low: 31st (2012)

3. Serbia (Željko Joksimović can do absolutely NO wrong)

Average: 12.6
High: 2nd (2011, 2012)
Low: 36th (2010)

2. Ukraine Apparently i really like ?? everything ? Ukraine sends ????? I still have chills from Jamala’s performance of 1944

Average: 10.3
High: 2nd (2016, 2013)
Low: 19th (2010)

Which means that my last few hours on this thread were spent finally outing myself as an Italy stan!! stream Italy at ESC!

Average: 6.9
High: 1st (2016, 2015, 2013)
Low: 18th (2012)