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so I’ve finally watched and ranked the entirety of Eurovisions 2010-2020!
I don’t normally do this kind of thing but I figured I’d share my average scores across the countries along with my top and bottom ranked acts.
THREAD:
I don’t normally do this kind of thing but I figured I’d share my average scores across the countries along with my top and bottom ranked acts.
THREAD:
46. Latvia 
(this was pretty expected tbh but may be surprising to some)
Average: 32.1
High: 14th (2014)
Low: 43rd (2011)
(this was pretty expected tbh but may be surprising to some) Average: 32.1
High: 14th (2014)
Low: 43rd (2011)
45. San Marino 
(probably more expected than Latvia but also I would die for Valentina Monetta)
Average: 30.3
High: 8th (2013)
Low: 39th (2019)
(probably more expected than Latvia but also I would die for Valentina Monetta) Average: 30.3
High: 8th (2013)
Low: 39th (2019)
44. Slovakia 
Average: 29.7
High: 15 (2010)
Low: 37 (2011, 2012)
Average: 29.7
High: 15 (2010)
Low: 37 (2011, 2012)
43. Ireland 
(pls Ireland for the love of god just do whatever you did in the 90s)
Average: 29.5
High: 13th (2014)
Low: 41st (2016)
(pls Ireland for the love of god just do whatever you did in the 90s) Average: 29.5
High: 13th (2014)
Low: 41st (2016)
42. Poland 
Average: 29.1
High: 18th
(2014, 2016)
Low: 42nd (2018)
Average: 29.1
High: 18th
(2014, 2016)Low: 42nd (2018)
41. Estonia 
(believe me when I say Estonia could SOAR in my rankings if they would stop sending songs in English)
Average: 27.7
High: 6th (2012)
Low: 41st (2019)
(believe me when I say Estonia could SOAR in my rankings if they would stop sending songs in English) Average: 27.7
High: 6th (2012)
Low: 41st (2019)
40. Norway 
(we have a love-hate relationship)
Average: 25.6
High: 2nd (2019)
Low: 41st (2011)
(we have a love-hate relationship) Average: 25.6
High: 2nd (2019)
Low: 41st (2011)
39. Finland 
(literally could not name a single song I liked from Finland until I watched Eurovision 2014, pls don’t attack me)
Average: 25.4
High: 7th (2014)
Low: 40th (2015, 2016)
(literally could not name a single song I liked from Finland until I watched Eurovision 2014, pls don’t attack me) Average: 25.4
High: 7th (2014)
Low: 40th (2015, 2016)
38. Austria 
Average: 25.3
High: 3rd (2014)
Low: 41st (2012)
Average: 25.3
High: 3rd (2014)
Low: 41st (2012)
37. Belgium 
Average: 25.3
High: 11th (2020)
Low: 37th (2014)
Average: 25.3
High: 11th (2020)
Low: 37th (2014)
36. Malta 
(adding Ira Losco to the list of ESC artists I would die for)
Average: 25.2
High: 10th (2016)
Low: 42nd (2017)
(adding Ira Losco to the list of ESC artists I would die for) Average: 25.2
High: 10th (2016)
Low: 42nd (2017)
35. Switzerland 
(tbh the Swiss have grown on me a lot in recent years so I’m excited for this new momentum!)
Average: 24.9
High: 3rd (2020)
Low: 38th (2013)
(tbh the Swiss have grown on me a lot in recent years so I’m excited for this new momentum!) Average: 24.9
High: 3rd (2020)
Low: 38th (2013)
34. Czechia 
Average: 24.7
High: 11th (2019)
Low: 38th (2015)
Average: 24.7
High: 11th (2019)
Low: 38th (2015)
33. Lithuania 
(last standing of the Baltics 
)
Average: 24.6
High: 6th (2010)
Low: 41st (2017)
(last standing of the Baltics ) Average: 24.6
High: 6th (2010)
Low: 41st (2017)
32. North Macedonia 
(if you didn’t respect Kaliopi at her Dona, you don’t deserve her at her Crno i belo 
)
Average: 23.7
High: 1st (2012)
Low: 42nd (2011)
(if you didn’t respect Kaliopi at her Dona, you don’t deserve her at her Crno i belo ) Average: 23.7
High: 1st (2012)
Low: 42nd (2011)
31. United Kingdom 
(the fandom SLEEPS on Children of the Universe and I will stand by that)
Average: 23.5
High: 6th (2014)
Low: 42nd (2012)
(the fandom SLEEPS on Children of the Universe and I will stand by that) Average: 23.5
High: 6th (2014)
Low: 42nd (2012)
30. Australia 
Average: 23.0
High: 15th (2015)
Low: 35th (2018)
Average: 23.0
High: 15th (2015)
Low: 35th (2018)
29. Albania 
(please stop sending English revamps, I’m BEGGING)
Average: 22.8
High: 1st (2018)
Low: 39th (2016, 2020)
(please stop sending English revamps, I’m BEGGING) Average: 22.8
High: 1st (2018)
Low: 39th (2016, 2020)
28. Denmark 
(I’ve always complained that Denmark at Eurovision sounds like literal Wonderbread but my rankings say otherwise 
)
Average: 22.5
High: 9th (2013, 2010)
Low: 36th (2011)
(I’ve always complained that Denmark at Eurovision sounds like literal Wonderbread but my rankings say otherwise ) Average: 22.5
High: 9th (2013, 2010)
Low: 36th (2011)
27. Cyprus 
(Fuego is a bop but everything else is par to subpar imo)
Average: 21.2
High: 2nd (2018)
Low: 33rd (2010)
(Fuego is a bop but everything else is par to subpar imo)Average: 21.2
High: 2nd (2018)
Low: 33rd (2010)
26. Germany 
(ok but justice for Jamie-Lee tbh)
Average: 21.2
High: 6th (2018)
Low: 40th (2017)
(ok but justice for Jamie-Lee tbh) Average: 21.2
High: 6th (2018)
Low: 40th (2017)
25. Slovenia 
MAJA KEUC REALLY DID THAT
Average: 21.1
High: 1st (2011)
Low: 42nd (2016)
MAJA KEUC REALLY DID THAT Average: 21.1
High: 1st (2011)
Low: 42nd (2016)
24. Montenegro 
(probably shouldn’t be this high but idc)
Average: 21.0
High: 1st (2014)
Low: 34th (2016)
(probably shouldn’t be this high but idc) Average: 21.0
High: 1st (2014)
Low: 34th (2016)
23. Georgia 
(also has no business being THIS high but anyways
The Shin and Mariko rights !! )
Average: 20.7
High: 2nd (2014)
Low: 40th (2019, 2020)
(also has no business being THIS high but anyways The Shin and Mariko rights !! ) Average: 20.7
High: 2nd (2014)
Low: 40th (2019, 2020)
22. Iceland 
(reminder that this account began as a Hatari fan account)
Average: 20.7
High: 1st (2019, 2020)
Low: 35th (2015)
(reminder that this account began as a Hatari fan account) Average: 20.7
High: 1st (2019, 2020)
Low: 35th (2015)
21. Portugal 
(apparently I’ve never ranked Portugal highly but also never ranked them lowly??)
Average: 20.2
High: 16th (2014, 2020)
Low: 29th (2012)
(apparently I’ve never ranked Portugal highly but also never ranked them lowly??) Average: 20.2
High: 16th (2014, 2020)
Low: 29th (2012)
20. Belarus 
Average: 20.2
High: 1st (2017)
Low: 31st (2016)
Average: 20.2
High: 1st (2017)
Low: 31st (2016)
17. (3-way tie) Croatia 
yeah you could say I’m a little heartbroken Damir isnt going to Eurovision 2021
Average: 20
High: 5th (2020)
Low: 37th (2018)
yeah you could say I’m a little heartbroken Damir isnt going to Eurovision 2021 Average: 20
High: 5th (2020)
Low: 37th (2018)
17. (3-way tie) The Netherlands 
Average: 20.0
High: 4th (2017, 2013)
Low: 41st (2018)
hate that I had to choose between Anouk and O’G3NE for the video!!
Average: 20.0
High: 4th (2017, 2013)
Low: 41st (2018)
hate that I had to choose between Anouk and O’G3NE for the video!!
17. (3-way tie) Turkey 
ok I’m actually such a Turkey stan but you just can’t tell from these 3 years of entries 
Average: 20.0
High: 3rd (2010)
Low: 35th (2011)
ok I’m actually such a Turkey stan but you just can’t tell from these 3 years of entries Average: 20.0
High: 3rd (2010)
Low: 35th (2011)
16. Bulgaria 
y’all should be charged with a CRIME for robbing Poli like that in 2011
Average: 19.9
High: 3rd (2011)
Low: 35th (2012)
y’all should be charged with a CRIME for robbing Poli like that in 2011 Average: 19.9
High: 3rd (2011)
Low: 35th (2012)
15. Greece 
(I love Greece as long as they aren’t doing whatever they did in 2017 
)
Average: 19.8
High: 7th (2015, 2012)
Low: 38th (2017)
(I love Greece as long as they aren’t doing whatever they did in 2017 ) Average: 19.8
High: 7th (2015, 2012)
Low: 38th (2017)
14. Armenia 
Apricot Stone is one of my top Eurovision guilty pleasures #exposed
Average: 18.5
High: 1st (2010)
Low: 41st (2020)
Apricot Stone is one of my top Eurovision guilty pleasures #exposed Average: 18.5
High: 1st (2010)
Low: 41st (2020)
13. Spain 
(you say Spain, I say underrated!)
Average: 18.2
High: 3rd (2012)
Low: 36th (2018)
(you say Spain, I say underrated!) Average: 18.2
High: 3rd (2012)
Low: 36th (2018)
12. France 
Average: 17.1
High: 5th (2010)
Low: 34th (2013)
Average: 17.1
High: 5th (2010)
Low: 34th (2013)
11. Moldova 
(really wish O mie was my top but )
Average: 16.7
High: 2nd (2010)
Low: 36th (2020)
(really wish O mie was my top but ) Average: 16.7
High: 2nd (2010)
Low: 36th (2020)
10. Romania 
Average: 16.0
High: 4th (2015)
Low: 32nd (2019)
Average: 16.0
High: 4th (2015)
Low: 32nd (2019)
9. Russia 
(2013-2016 = their ESC golden years)
Average: 15.6
High: 3rd (2015)
Low: 43rd (2018)
(2013-2016 = their ESC golden years) Average: 15.6
High: 3rd (2015)
Low: 43rd (2018)
8. Azerbaijan 
Average: 14.8
High: 5th (2019, 2013, 2011)
Low: 28th (2018)
(pissed I had to chose between three top entries for the video but Hold Me had unmatched staging+ the Turkish version goes tf off)
Average: 14.8
High: 5th (2019, 2013, 2011)
Low: 28th (2018)
(pissed I had to chose between three top entries for the video but Hold Me had unmatched staging+ the Turkish version goes tf off)
7. Hungary 
(I’m still not ok that they left Eurovision)
Average: 14.4
High: 2nd (2017)
Low: 30th (2014)
(I’m still not ok that they left Eurovision) Average: 14.4
High: 2nd (2017)
Low: 30th (2014)
6. Bosnia and Herzegovina 
Average: 14.3
High: 4th (2011)
Low: 22nd (2010)
Average: 14.3
High: 4th (2011)
Low: 22nd (2010)
5. Sweden 
(Yes I think Euphoria is overhyped but yes I stream it almost daily)
Average: 14.0
High: 4th (2012)
Low: 28th (2010)
(Yes I think Euphoria is overhyped but yes I stream it almost daily) Average: 14.0
High: 4th (2012)
Low: 28th (2010)
4. Israel 
(could literally send the Hebrew ABC’s to Eurovision and still crack my top 10 ngl)
Average: 13.2
High: 2nd (2020)
Low: 31st (2012)
(could literally send the Hebrew ABC’s to Eurovision and still crack my top 10 ngl) Average: 13.2
High: 2nd (2020)
Low: 31st (2012)
3. Serbia 
(Željko Joksimović can do absolutely NO wrong)
Average: 12.6
High: 2nd (2011, 2012)
Low: 36th (2010)
(Željko Joksimović can do absolutely NO wrong) Average: 12.6
High: 2nd (2011, 2012)
Low: 36th (2010)
2. Ukraine 
Apparently i really like ?? everything ? Ukraine sends ????? I still have chills from Jamala’s performance of 1944
Average: 10.3
High: 2nd (2016, 2013)
Low: 19th (2010)
Apparently i really like ?? everything ? Ukraine sends ????? I still have chills from Jamala’s performance of 1944 Average: 10.3
High: 2nd (2016, 2013)
Low: 19th (2010)
Which means that my last few hours on this thread were spent finally outing myself as an Italy 
stan!! stream Italy at ESC!
Average: 6.9
High: 1st (2016, 2015, 2013)
Low: 18th (2012)
stan!! stream Italy at ESC! Average: 6.9
High: 1st (2016, 2015, 2013)
Low: 18th (2012)
