I had a cool idea for a zombie apocalypse where all the virus does is convince you that whatever authority figures you respect or rules you follow are suddenly telling you that the right thing to do is to eat people
it also makes you try to order people to get the virus if you happen to already be in a position of authority
zombie trying to drive: ok. THINK. remember the drivers handbook
drivers handbook: the first rule of road safety is to hit man and eat man
zombie: : (
Reporter: authorities are urging civilians to stay in their homes and to disregard all orders.... including this one...?
Imagine the panicked remnants of the military trying to teach anarchist theory to their soldiers at the last minute
"you don& #39;t understand, karl marx himself ordered me to eat this baby"
"it& #39;s a good thing I& #39;m eating you because, you see, there& #39;s an overpopulation problem"
This thread brought to you from the dream I had where my dogs got turned into zombies and were like we know we& #39;re supposed to eat you but we don& #39;t feel like it
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