I’ve fallen in love.

A thread

Okay so I went to Lassens and I was shopping like normal

Then this tall mysterious sensual masked man was like do you need help?

I did

So he helped me find coconut milk. I said thank you.

Then cut to me checking out. I told the cashier I needed to grab one more thing

A topo Chico... a treat for myself

The tall mysterious masked man said have a good day.

Then I said “I’m not leaving yet so you’ll have to say it again”

He chuckled and said okay

Then I check out and and as I was leaving he said “okay NOW have a good day” and he smiled

He was masked but I know he smiled because of the cute wrinkle in his eyes.

I tee hee hee at our now third interaction.

And I stayed for a moment but then I realized I couldn’t just ask him if we had a thing happening. We’re in a pandemic and there was line outside.

So then I grabbed him took him to my car and fucked him.

Just kidding. I left and tweeted this love story

I can’t wait until he sees this and then we start our relationship. I love 2020