Bwahahahaha.

Or better, Vlahahahaha. https://twitter.com/shiftyeightsev/status/1283150425894473730

All right here’s the situation, you’re not talking about makeup-of course I’m not wearing any, haven’t in 6 months - but let’s not go and ask for people to be fired anyway for how a sports tv host looks. It’s lighting. And it’s 2020, we’re all closer to Dracula, @shiftyEightSev

I did the lighting myself. And I Spider-Man’d the ceiling to@put some paper bags over the skylight. Didn’t work, fell off in the middle of a segment a few weeks ago. I then scaled the roof and laid a tarp over a skylight. I did the sound proofing too.

But my tan is tight. On my ancestors: how dare you, sir? A Calabrian curse on your SPF, may it increase by 100 fold every day you live and may you get no sun spots or wrinkles!!

Here’s me and the one in the family who doesn’t get enough sun