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- We had 100 pictures.
- But then @hathtelekinesis pointed out that one of them was in the poll twice, so it was removed.
- Now we have 99 pictures.
- But several ties.
- So this is a top 80 Dan Howell pictures.
- I& #39;m only the messenger!
#80 Teen heartthrob Dan (1%) - What can I say? It deserves to be where it is. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">
#79 First day of the semester / 7 weeks into the semester (1.1% each) - And we got our first tie!
#78 Classics (1.8% each) - Do we hate Dan& #39;s choices? Be honest.
#77 M& #39;lady (2.1%) - Ahaha without me? ;)
#76 [llama song plays in the distance] (3.1%) - Dan& #39;s brand always so strong https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Müdes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Müdes Gesicht">
#75 Merry Crisis (4.5%) - This deserved higher because Abed from Community wears this jumper in the Glee episode.
#74 Hotboxing hours (4.8%) - I actually like this picture, I don& #39;t know why it& #39;s so low.
#73 Jock goth royalty (4.9%) - Both these dudes would leave you on read.
#72 IT& #39;S NOT A PHASE, MOM! (5.5%) - He wanted to be Sam the surfer so bad https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
#71 Tumblr University Dropout (5.7%) - He looks like a cat when they forget to close their mouth.
#69 Haha, nice. (6.2%) - Dan is always so nice to his fans <3
#67 One at a time, ladies https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille"> (6.9%) - Deserved lower, idc.
#66 Neck (7%) - Just neck.
#65 That& #39;s not what I ordered (7.3%) - Ok, this one is cute. Could be higher.
#64 Rawr x3 (7.8%) - It means & #39;I love you& #39; in danosaur :3
#63 [baby Phil voice] Light! (8%) - This looks dope, could be a bit higher imo.
#62 Brrr (8.5%) - The boy is cold. I don& #39;t know what else to say.
#61 This one (9.2%) - It& #39;s this picture. In 61st place.
#60 He licc (9.3%) - Don& #39;t burn your tongue, Mr. Daniel!
#59 Fluffy Friend (9.4%) - Oh to be a koala being held by Dan https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐨" title="Koala" aria-label="Emoji: Koala">
#58 Bahamas Drama (9.5%) - Truly one of the wildest days in phandom history. It& #39;s tough to love some who can be such a little shit https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
#57 The Pool Boy (10.1%) - I just love the fact that Phil was just vibing, living his best life, while Dan was having A Moment cleaning the pool.
#56 Double D (10.4%) - An anon sent me an ask on tumblr saying that this picture was proof Dan was single. To this day I do not know what to say.
#55 Legalize Hammer Nuts (10.5%) - The polling station one deserved better because of how many memes we made with it.
#54 THESE ARE SO CUTE (10.7%) - Both deserved higher, wtf.
#53 You dropped your cringe card (10.9%) - Thank you, Phil.
#52 Ho ho ho (11%) - BREAKING: Santa& #39;s #1 Elf Protests Against Poor Working Conditions - Is Christmas Cancelled?!?!
#51 VOGUE (11.3%) - The bubblegum one deserved higher :/
#49 Me in quarantine (11.8%) - He could do it for real if he stopped being a coward https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
#48 How old is the boy? (11.9%) - These are cute :(
#47 SHAVE THAT THING OFF (12.4%) - This is a BEARD household, m*staches are BANNED https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Angewidertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angewidertes Gesicht">
#46 Lies and fluff (12.5%) - Even though he is blatantly mocking us in this first picture, it deserved higher.
#45 Vape Life (12.9%) - Disappointed, Janice.
#44 Thirsty boy (13.2%) - Stay hydrated <3
#43 FIVE way tie! (13.4% each) - FIVE pictures tied! I wish the second one had it its own spot. Such a cursed image. Art.
#43 (part 2)
#42 Skybar Days (14.1%) - This is the softest picture. How is it not higher?
#41 :p (15.3%) - This one also deserved higher.
#40 I& #39;m not a model, the camera turned on by itself! (15.4%) - He wasn& #39;t posing, he was just standing there when the camera took this picture by accident!
#39 Rain. On. Me. (15.5%) - A dry king.
#38 Stripes (15.9%) - Just a boy and one of his 567483 striped jumpers.
#37 The bestest boy (16%) - None of us deserve Colin.
#36 Stormtrooper Squad (16.1%) - Dan would join the dark side purely because he had a crush on Anakin.
#35 Disney Princess (16.2%) - Just two cuties starring at each other.
#33 The Male Romper (16.5%) - Remember how that was a trend for, like, two weeks? Could& #39;ve lasted longer.
#32 Many thoughts, head full. (16.7%) - What is he thinking? What& #39;s inside his mind?
#30 Steve Jobs Found JOBLESS (17.4%) - Remember when Dan used to post selfies?
#29 Freckly (17.8%) - *spends 5 min in the sun*
#28 Birthday Boy (17.9%) - Back when Dan was forced to go OUT to celebrate his birthday.
#27 :D (18%) - Just a king talking about mental health <3
#26 freetheknee (18.5%) - We all lost our collective shit when he posted this picture. Literally all people talked about for days.
#25 Wimbledon Fit (18.6%) - That one time instagram took Dan and Phil to see a fancy tennis game and forced them to give us content <3
#24 Cats and Sparkle (18.9%) - Two fashion moods.
#23 Two Good Boys (19%) - Colin is a model and we need more Colin.
#22 Chin Check xD (19.1%) - I think if Dan did a stand-up tour, Phil would attend every show just to heckle him.
#21 No Thoughts (19.2%) - Head empty.
#20 He& #39;s just s- (19.6%) - He& #39;s just standing there.
#19 Bling (21.1%) - We all freaked out when he posted this one and for a reason <3
#17 Golden hour (21.8%) - Phannies, don& #39;t kill me!!! But I do not care for this picture. I don& #39;t know why it& #39;s ranking so high lmao. But you do you.
#16 Legs Out (22.3%) - I miss Dan merch just cause I miss getting merch pics :/
#15 Wavy Boy (23%) - An instant classic <3
#13 Small and precious (23.4%) - If you& #39;re gonna keep looking cute with tiny pets, maybe get one for yourself already?
#12 Revenge Cake (24.1%) - He& #39;s threatening us... I don& #39;t know what his motive would be, but he is threatening us.
#11 P*stel Prick (24.2%) - The only reason this picture can stay is cause this liveshow was a really good one. Other than that, pastel as a Dan and Phil concept can DIE.
TOP 10 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht"> Can I just go ahead and say that this rank does not have the happiest of endings? Just. Lower your expectations.
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