Read on Twitter
thread of things yibo have done that shouldn’t be real but are
these douyins that he later deleted
just letting the water overboil
take a mirror selfie with his iphone only to realize he endorses redmond so he comes back to the same exact mirror and retakes his photo
these two ads that advertise yibo more than kfc
post a video of him failing at skateboarding with the caption “this guy is so bad”
make a heart out of snow when he went snowboarding
putting ice cream in a shoe bc he’s yibo
getting roasted by a child for not being able to start a toy motorcycle
“you learned how to ride a motorcycle and even won a championship but you don’t even know how to do this”
“you learned how to ride a motorcycle and even won a championship but you don’t even know how to do this”
when he comforted himself by buying and eating an ice cream cone bc he missed his flight
the time he bit into an orange
coming to the beach dressed in all black
beating a child at games and smiling smugly about it
the many times he had to restart a magic trick bc he messed up
the douyin of him walking into a door and proceeding to hve a dance off to dddd WITH A DOOR
squashing flowers and smiling satisfiedly afterwards
pretending to be eaten by a shark plushy and checking to see if anyone saw him do that afterwards
yibo: i will as a little vinegar
proceeds to pour like 1/3 of the bottle
proceeds to pour like 1/3 of the bottle
when a girl said her ideal type is someone who was funny and yibo said happily, “but, im not funny”
when he dressed up as spider-man and meiqi asked him who he was and she knew just from his reaction
when he spun a kid around on an excavator
him kissing every single one of his polaroids/photocards
blatantly lying on national tv
when he wore pants that said “my cock is gluten free” and a drawing of a heart with a penis going through it
mistaking a cape for a skirt (i lov ehim for this so much)
