I’ve actually tried that “bedazzled wax” look...

I was getting my regular wax job.. & jiki jiki the wax person says “Let me show you what I have introduced to my salon”..

She brings out what I called “pubis jewels” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

Curious cat in me me asked “so how does this work”?

She says they are self adhesive, you just select the design you want and voila.. it’s stuck on you.

She further says It can stay on up to 2 weeks (to which I shook my head https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏽‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (mittlerer Hautton)"> coz I’m black & I don’t do “bathing lite, Ke kgwahlisha letsogo https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😇" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Heiligenschein" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Heiligenschein">).

Anyways, I’m proper curious now.

So we look at designs she has & I did see 1 similar to that “diamond encrusted for the whole pubis” & I’m like nah.. too close to the action area. I don’t want scratches &blood!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">

I settled for a red heart https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Herz">.. it was small enough to not cause me anxiety about scratching baehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">

Now must choose where to put it. Did uGirl not suggest to put it “like a landing strip”? Like there just above the apex of the vulva? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht">

I was like nah.. this is an experiment, I don’t even know if mans is gonna like it.. (well, we share that space so yes his opinion mattered)https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">

So, we settled for top left “corner” of the pubis I think.. I almost asked her to put it on the back of my shoulder like a tattoo https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

I mean I’ll try everything once (except cocaine / heroin & their cousins)..

But that thing had my mind spinning..

I asked myself so many questions:

-Like, if I don’t like it does it mean I’m a prude?
-Why do people come up with things to decorate pubes? (She said it was a hit with gay men also.. so it’s not “just women”)

I lay there with questions while she stuck the thing on..

That week I didn’t bath with the kids coz I wasn’t ready to answer their questions about the blingage..

And I’m not answering ANY questions from y’all either so don’t bother!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

But I will say there was no skin irritation from them being stuck on me those few days.. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😇" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Heiligenschein" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Heiligenschein">