Thread by @AdengAkuentok, SKSKSKSSKSKSKSKSKSKSK story time BECAUSE So yesterday I go out with my [...]

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SKSKSKSSKSKSKSKSKSKSK story time BECAUSE

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So yesterday I go out with my friends and get lit and they got a hotel after to party now NOWWW TELLL ME WHYYY

We partying and all that and we get a knock on the door and it’s the cops loud and mad

So I’m thinking why they here cuz we wasn’t that bad or nothing, and their like “someone called from THIS room” boy we was like

So of course niggers get mad cuz I’m like yo who would call the cops and I was the most passionate about it too like naaaaah “someone movingggggg WEIRDDD”

So they telling us they gotta search the room and all and I’m on go like BACKKKK TFFF UPPPP

They do anyways I ain’t do shit please .. BUT SKSKSKSSKSKSKSKSKSKSK

So they do what they gotta do and leave and I’m over there TWEAKING LIKE YOOOO ENEMY IS YOURRR FRIENDS FOR REAL

So we all sitting around lookin at each other cuz someone getting JUMPED

SKSKSKSSKSKSKSKSKSKSK so meeeeeeeee still lit YALL SKSKSKSSKSKSKSKSKSKSK I go in my pocket to call my sister to pick me up and guesssss what

SKSKSKSSKSKSKSKSKSKSK my phone called the cops the whole time

So me I ain’t no bitch so I went back in talkin to them tryin figure out who did it KNOWIN DAMN WELL

And everyone tryin figure out maybe it was the neighbors or something and I’m over there on the side like

And the next morning when eveyone was sober I still ain’t tell them so if y’all reading this

Anyways moral to the story I’m getting a flip phone

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