Since #LoreOlympus @used_bandaid may be getting a Jim Henson show, I would like to make the very real and serious case that Hades should and must be played by Sam Eagle.

Thread.

Exhibit A. I mean basically twins, first of all.

Exhibit B. BEAK

Exhibit C. Staunch capitalists. Both somehow so likeable despite having powerful "fuck the poor" energy.

Exhibit D. Oldest guys in their friendship groups.

Exhibit E. Very dutiful to the system, but still kind of an outsider.

Exhibit F. BUSINESS

Exhibit G. Men of taste and class, but also 100% think Shakespeare wrote The Sound of Music.

Exhibit H. CHARISMA

Exhibit I. Don't tell me Hades wouldn't be this squished grouch on a company road trip (BTW Persephone is Walter and Hermes is Animal in this).

Exhibit J: This GIF and its pulsating Hades energy.

Thank you for listening to my case in full. I do not apologise. I will be thinking of more.