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my personal opinions on the 12 signs of the zodiac that absolutely NO ONE asked for
DISCLAIMER!!!
this is based on my personal experience as a capricorn so like,, don’t get offended please ily
this is based on my personal experience as a capricorn so like,, don’t get offended please ily
aries:
- get therapy
- talented
- blows up so quickly jesus christ please chill out
- inappropriate lowkey
- i’m sorry my dads an aries i don’t like them
- get therapy
- talented
- blows up so quickly jesus christ please chill out
- inappropriate lowkey
- i’m sorry my dads an aries i don’t like them
- VERY motivated n passionate when they have an ambition though i’ll give u that
- they don’t hold grudges which is nice
- SO SO SO SO SO childish once again please get therapy
- ... the worst sign i’m sorry
- they don’t hold grudges which is nice
- SO SO SO SO SO childish once again please get therapy
- ... the worst sign i’m sorry
taurus:
- so protective omg
- a little bit sneaky but it’s kind of endearing
- not v good w money
- loyal!! and did i mention protective
- so loving you man r ruled by venus for a reason
- so protective omg
- a little bit sneaky but it’s kind of endearing
- not v good w money
- loyal!! and did i mention protective
- so loving you man r ruled by venus for a reason
- home comforts are where it’s at
- so hard working
- earth sign superiority
- so hard working
- earth sign superiority
gemini:
- i ent met many geminis so
- talkative and so sharp minded
- intelligent high key
- v opinionated
- pretty nice honestly i’ve not met too many nasty geminis i think yous get a bad rep
- i ent met many geminis so
- talkative and so sharp minded
- intelligent high key
- v opinionated
- pretty nice honestly i’ve not met too many nasty geminis i think yous get a bad rep
- teensy 
bit manipulative tho
- ruled by mercury which is honestly so attractive
- flirtyyyy so gd at sexting
- not good at commitment though air signs r so flighty
bit manipulative tho - ruled by mercury which is honestly so attractive
- flirtyyyy so gd at sexting
- not good at commitment though air signs r so flighty
cancer:
- another sign that rlly needs therapy
- homely people though
-
more manipulation
- u feel so many emotions i don’t know how u do it
- good at home decor
- another sign that rlly needs therapy
- homely people though
-
more manipulation- u feel so many emotions i don’t know how u do it
- good at home decor
- nurturing and family orientated
- honestly i’ve met cancers that have been so sweet n then i’ve met some that are not so sweet
- honestly i’ve met cancers that have been so sweet n then i’ve met some that are not so sweet
leo:
- not met too many leos either tbh
- oh my god dramatic like chill a little
- life of the party
- creative
- self centred bro
once again chill tf out
- not met too many leos either tbh
- oh my god dramatic like chill a little
- life of the party
- creative
- self centred bro
once again chill tf out
- performers 
you do be loving attention doe
- as a capricorn all fire signs tire me out LMAO
- BUT ur friendly and i vibe w dat
you do be loving attention doe - as a capricorn all fire signs tire me out LMAO
- BUT ur friendly and i vibe w dat
libra:
- you lot mean business
- u reply SO QUICKLY to texts it’s terrifying
- serious people until u get them wasted n then they’re great
- mediators
- y’all lie though
- you lot mean business
- u reply SO QUICKLY to texts it’s terrifying
- serious people until u get them wasted n then they’re great
- mediators
- y’all lie though
- please allow urself to be vulnerable w others
- libra women always give me businesswoman vibes
- creative n artistic
- i get on rlly well with libras
- rlly sweet they just don’t always know how to show it
- big on commitment if they love you
- libra women always give me businesswoman vibes
- creative n artistic
- i get on rlly well with libras
- rlly sweet they just don’t always know how to show it
- big on commitment if they love you
virgo:
- so sweet tf
- clean people
- so tidy seriously are u allergic to mess?
- i feel like you get a bad rep as well
- so sweet tf
- clean people
- so tidy seriously are u allergic to mess?
- i feel like you get a bad rep as well
- maybe a tiny tiny tiny bit boring just bc ur so particular
- introvertedddd ur tarot card is the hermit for a reason
- academically smart n good workers
- the kind of people to bullet journal and get little stickers and stuff uno
- introvertedddd ur tarot card is the hermit for a reason
- academically smart n good workers
- the kind of people to bullet journal and get little stickers and stuff uno
scorpio:
- another sign that gets a bad rep !!!
- please do get therapy tho u need it
- ur trust issues have trust issues
- attractive!
- another sign that gets a bad rep !!!
- please do get therapy tho u need it
- ur trust issues have trust issues
- attractive!
- please just let people in for once it won’t kill u to let people help u
- u internalise a lot of ur emotions n it isn’t healthy ur a water sign ur gonna feel sad a lot
- intense but it’s hot
- the aura. it’s just immaculate
- i actually get along rlly well with scorpios
- u internalise a lot of ur emotions n it isn’t healthy ur a water sign ur gonna feel sad a lot
- intense but it’s hot
- the aura. it’s just immaculate
- i actually get along rlly well with scorpios
sagittarius:
- i’m not saying the men r cheaters but i’m saying the men r cheaters
- more opinionated than geminis
- mean sometimes
but it’s just cuz ur so honest
- teensy bit arrogant
- i’m not saying the men r cheaters but i’m saying the men r cheaters
- more opinionated than geminis
- mean sometimes
but it’s just cuz ur so honest - teensy
bit arrogant
- jovial people though omg ur so happy
- always on the move
- friendly n generally rlly nice
- jupiter is so expansive n it makes ur energy so big n loud but not in a bad way
- my favourite fire sign
- always on the move
- friendly n generally rlly nice
- jupiter is so expansive n it makes ur energy so big n loud but not in a bad way
- my favourite fire sign
capricorn:
- my sign yuhhhhhh
- the most level headed chilled out people you’ll ever meet in ur life
- so good at advice
- my sign yuhhhhhh
- the most level headed chilled out people you’ll ever meet in ur life
- so good at advice
- we aren’t boring! i stand by that we just put loads of walls up around people we don’t know
- super loyal to people we’re close with
- please learn how to deal with ur emotions ignoring them doesn’t work
- the most determined people you’ve ever met
- learn to take a joke tho
- super loyal to people we’re close with
- please learn how to deal with ur emotions ignoring them doesn’t work
- the most determined people you’ve ever met
- learn to take a joke tho
- cannot handle fast paced or dramatic people AT ALL (fire signs i’m looking at u)
- v academically smart, not very smart anywhere else
- big on commitment
- struggle to rely on anyone or trust anyone other than themselves
- v academically smart, not very smart anywhere else
- big on commitment
- struggle to rely on anyone or trust anyone other than themselves
aquarius:
- in case you haven’t noticed, i’m weird. i’m a weirdo.
- fake but only to protect themselves
- in case you haven’t noticed, i’m weird. i’m a weirdo.
- fake but only to protect themselves
- like they put up a facade, usually of being a super happy positive person, to hide how they actually feel
- humanitarians
- talented as fuck
- the men are usually very attractive
- they think outside the box
- FUNNY!!! so funny
- flighty though :/ air signs man
- humanitarians
- talented as fuck
- the men are usually very attractive
- they think outside the box
- FUNNY!!! so funny
- flighty though :/ air signs man
pisces:
- the best sign
- stop worrying so much omg it’s EXHAUSTING
- i love y’all so much ur the sweetest people ever
- the best sign
- stop worrying so much omg it’s EXHAUSTING
- i love y’all so much ur the sweetest people ever
- please let other people help you i’ve never met a pisces that accepts other people’s help
- seriously it’s irritating let me help u
- u overshare sm please
- psychic as fuck
- people pleasers
- they change their personality to match the people they’re talking to
- empaths
- seriously it’s irritating let me help u
- u overshare sm please
- psychic as fuck
- people pleasers
- they change their personality to match the people they’re talking to
- empaths
- healing energy
- seriously i love you guys sm
- so forgetful it’s so bad
- bad at sticking to a timetable
- teensy bit codependent
- overall the nicest people you will ever meet, just so lovely
- seriously i love you guys sm
- so forgetful it’s so bad
- bad at sticking to a timetable
- teensy
bit codependent - overall the nicest people you will ever meet, just so lovely
end of thread! i love you all really 
