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I appreciate there’s a lot of strong feeling concerning masks and I really don’t wish to add to the fury and acrimony, but I need to say this: Today I bought a bag of jelly tots for the first time in 30 years and they’ve gone and made the little bastards DOME-SHAPED.
When did this happen? Who sanctioned this? Jelly Tots are since time immemorial flat and curved like Skittles. I know Jelly Tots. And these, sir, are no Jelly Tots.
To illustrate:
Left - Jelly Tots
Right - Impostors ruining my Tuesday
To illustrate:
Left - Jelly Tots
Right - Impostors ruining my Tuesday
THIS IS NOT WHAT OUR COUNTRY VOTED FOR.
Right. A little digging (H/T @GriffAurora) reveals two things:
1. The Rowntrees website is riddled with complaints from likeminded Jelly Tot malcontents.
2. The Rowntrees employee replying to the comments is the most patient person on god’s green earth.
https://www.rowntrees.co.uk/our-products/rowntrees-jelly-tots">https://www.rowntrees.co.uk/our-produ...
1. The Rowntrees website is riddled with complaints from likeminded Jelly Tot malcontents.
2. The Rowntrees employee replying to the comments is the most patient person on god’s green earth.
https://www.rowntrees.co.uk/our-products/rowntrees-jelly-tots">https://www.rowntrees.co.uk/our-produ...
