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I appreciate there’s a lot of strong feeling concerning masks and I really don’t wish to add to the fury and acrimony, but I need to say this: Today I bought a bag of jelly tots for the first time in 30 years and they’ve gone and made the little bastards DOME-SHAPED.
When did this happen? Who sanctioned this? Jelly Tots are since time immemorial flat and curved like Skittles. I know Jelly Tots. And these, sir, are no Jelly Tots.
To illustrate:
Left - Jelly Tots
Right - Impostors ruining my Tuesday
To illustrate:
Left - Jelly Tots
Right - Impostors ruining my Tuesday
THIS IS NOT WHAT OUR COUNTRY VOTED FOR.
Right. A little digging (H/T @GriffAurora) reveals two things:
1. The Rowntrees website is riddled with complaints from likeminded Jelly Tot malcontents.
2. The Rowntrees employee replying to the comments is the most patient person on god’s green earth.
https://www.rowntrees.co.uk/our-products/rowntrees-jelly-tots
1. The Rowntrees website is riddled with complaints from likeminded Jelly Tot malcontents.
2. The Rowntrees employee replying to the comments is the most patient person on god’s green earth.
https://www.rowntrees.co.uk/our-products/rowntrees-jelly-tots
