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hermione granger is all about practicability. she uses a lavazza coffee maker, as her coffee needs to be prepared quickly so she has more time to right everything wrong with the wizarding world.
neville longbottom likes to make his coffee himself, magically growing the ingredients in his greenhouse and preparing the coffe hands-on.
harry potter gets his coffee on the way to work & drinks out of a reusable cup, gifted to him by hermione, as she knows he wouldn’t survive in life without her.
for narcissa malfoy, the process of coffee-making is a kind of art. rumor has it that sometimes, she even prepares her morning coffee 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 in her japanese coffee press.
draco malfoy says coffee is for the weak.

be it the dedication to his house colors or the unmistakable bitterness, the malfoy heir inhales unsweetened green tea like fresh air.
pansy parkinson is way too busy being the head of the parisian fashion industry to make her own coffee. she has an assistant employed, whose one and only task it is to bring her her coffee.
ron weasley doesn’t prepare his coffee himself, he steals his wife hermione’s first pot, forcing her to make a second one for herself.
bellatrix lestrange just cuts right to it, no unnecessary detours. she usually swallows 4-6 pills a day.
sirius black has never touched a coffee machine in his life, after he almost blew lily’s up in his sixth year. the black family house eleves have his coffee preferences perfectly memorized.
regulus black never even tried to make coffee himself. kreacher always has a dose of coffee ready for his master.
severus snape only prepares coffee in these bad boys.
lucius malfoy would never touch a coffee machine. he also refuses to even touch any coffee that wasn’t prepared in the finest of coffee makers in existence.
ginny weasley is completely unashamed when it comes to loving starbucks drinks. she will beat you up if you make fun of her for that. she and her favorite drink, the pumpkin spice latte, share identical traits; sass, strength, and sweetness.
voldemort doesn’t belive in human needs.
alastor moody uses a portable wacaco coffee maker, too paranoid to leave his coffee unsupervised for even a second.
dolores umbridge takes in her daily dose of pure evilness in the 72 cups of disgustingly sweet tea she drinks.
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