Mage: I'm looking for a group of pirates.

Innkeeper: yeah? Lots of those types around here.

Mage: I'm told they frequent this bar in particular.

Innkeeper: Ooooh! You're looking for my...😎 Regularrrrrrs.

Mage: 😐

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Mage: can you help me or not.

Innkeeper: that depends. Are you sure you're looking for pirates? Or are they privateers.

Mage: ...there's a difference?

Innkeeper: Avast one.

Mage: đŸ˜€

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Mage:

Innkeeper:

Mage:

Innkeeper: just be careful if they've been drinking

Mage: why.

Innkeeper: after a few too many, Pirates tend to fall...😎 A-Port.

Mage: whyyyyyy 😭

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Mage: 😭 Please...just...please.

Innkeeper: okay okay. Their leader-

Mage: *leans in* yes yes?

Innkeeper: is a real badass-

Mage: mhmhm

Innkeeper: has a prosthetic-

Mage: *taking notes*

Innkeeper: a real Peg-legend.

Mage: AAAAAAAAGGGGGH! đŸ€Ź

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