Mage: I& #39;m looking for a group of pirates.

Innkeeper: yeah? Lots of those types around here.

Mage: I& #39;m told they frequent this bar in particular.

Innkeeper: Ooooh! You& #39;re looking for my...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille"> Regularrrrrrs.

Mage: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht">

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Mage: can you help me or not.

Innkeeper: that depends. Are you sure you& #39;re looking for pirates? Or are they privateers.

Mage: ...there& #39;s a difference?

Innkeeper: Avast one.

Mage: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ˜€" title="Triumphierendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Triumphierendes Gesicht">

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Mage:

Innkeeper:

Mage:

Innkeeper: just be careful if they& #39;ve been drinking

Mage: why.

Innkeeper: after a few too many, Pirates tend to fall...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille"> A-Port.

Mage: whyyyyyy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

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Mage: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> Please...just...please.

Innkeeper: okay okay. Their leader-

Mage: *leans in* yes yes?

Innkeeper: is a real badass-

Mage: mhmhm

Innkeeper: has a prosthetic-

Mage: *taking notes*

Innkeeper: a real Peg-legend.

Mage: AAAAAAAAGGGGGH! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€Ź" title="Gesicht mit Symbolen ĂŒber dem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Symbolen ĂŒber dem Mund">

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