THREAD: Jeff Sessions is the superior candidate for Senator of Alabama. We all know it. Only some of us are willing to say it.

Reasonable people don't dispute that Sessions is a better candidate for the Senate than Tuberville. Instead, they deflect. They make this election --
-- about unrelated topics, and their ravenous hunger to mete out cosmic justice for an ill-defined crime.

Jeff Sessions recused from all matters of "Russiagate", and that makes him deserving of unique punishment... thus elect his opponent.

That is so incredibly stupid that --
-- only AOC could've dreamed it up. Sure, Trump dreamed it up. But let's be real.

He didn't think these wackadoodles would take him seriously. But more on that later.

--
-- The truth is, you're not punishing @jeffsessions by refusing to send him to Washington.

The man has made his money, and done it honestly. He hasn't even been accused of taking in the regular Senatorial graft that goes on in D.C.

He's old enough to go home, be with his --
-- family and enjoy himself. Does that sound like a punishment for him?

It's a punishment for the conservative movement. This country. And you.

I'll do separate threads, perhaps, on the nuances of Sessions' role in Russiagate. But the point of this thread is simple. --
-- Jeff Sessions is the superior candidate for Senator of Alabama.

Denying him that seat will cost Jeff nothing. The cost will be paid by the movement, and by the country. But not by Jeff.

So vote Sessions, if you live in Alabama.

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