South African Restaurants/Fast Food Chains as Football teams.

[a thread]
Real Madrid // Nando’s

Local flavour with a worldwide reach, Nandos can be best compared to the footballing giants due to global success and a sense of class when entering the establishment, especially when you go down to the fact both were made great by Porras.
Manchester City // RocoMamas

Both seem to have appeared out of nowhere in the last few years, a firm favorite to some, however the pricing can at times be questionable.
Thanks to some heavy investment, both are now household names and almost always in the discussion.
Liverpool // Debonairs

A firm favorite of children with no taste or logic, Liverpool’s lack of titles over the past 20 years resonates with Debonairs and their generally average Food, although satisfying at times. (Congrats on the 2020 title btw)
Arsenal // Wimpy

Both well known for their History and Prestige back in the day, now more for a lack of quality and being cheap. Wimpy ties in perfectly with Arsenal as their fans can be seen munching away whilst hungover from drinking away the pain of losses the night before.
Bayern // ChesaNyama

If traditional is what you’re after, look no further, these two powerhouses are all about sticking to your roots without spending too big. Both perfect with a ice cold beer and always consistent.
Athletico // Zebros

Both respected, these are both less successful rivals of Real and Nandos respectively. While maybe not as popular as their rivals, both can stand out from the crowd at times. Very rarely anyone’s go-to but some exciting options.
Chelsea // Chicken Licken

Unbelievably loud fans but undoubtedly a pop culture icon. Both are known for having African flavor save the day in clutch moments. Although many may ask “are they really that good”, they’ve proved they can get the job done and hold their own.
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