It seems that we have had a whole bunch of furore over this tweet

Mainly from fragile apologists, so hereā€™s a little guide to stop it happening again.

I present BALD BLACK MALE COMICS/people Iā€™m not; a thread: https://twitter.com/danebaptweets/status/1282627822507438080
This is @kanebrowncomedy. Yes heā€™s also bald, but more muscular and without any goatee.

While he is a talented, handsome Devil, heā€™s not me.
This is @leroybrito; this amazing Welshman is based in Cardiff and is the most skill black Welshman Iā€™ve seen since Ryan Giggs.

While heā€™s also funny, bald, black and handsome, heā€™s not me, but check him out šŸ˜ŠšŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳ó æā™„ļøšŸ–¤
This is @DarrenHarriott. Now Darren does look like me if I drank more water during lockdown and exercised more; but heā€™s actually an award winning legend from brum. Both big comic book and ex Kanye fans. But he is not me. šŸ˜
Introducing @Nabilu. We share a birthday and a real similar ideological disposition where racism is concrneed. Nabil is a @BGT finalist, great comic and really good cook.

He also does the martial art from the raid movie, silat, so best not confuse us! šŸ˜„šŸ§‘šŸ¾ā€šŸ¦²šŸ‘ŠšŸ¾šŸ–¤
This is @viccomedy. We apparently are so similar, I was BANNED from a comedy club for something that happened with Victor. We cool though. That comedy club shut down and me and victor still homies. Check him out, yā€™all know I canā€™t grow a beard!šŸ˜„
Ladies and gents, @Marlon_Davis. He might be up there for ā€œnicest guy in the worldā€ award. Great comic, friend, father, son and brother.

Hereā€™s a clip of us in the same place at the same time.

Never forgetting south Londonā€™s finest @jpattersoncomic! My bald brother from mother. You barely even see J-Patz on Twitter. He too busy in soup kitchens and paying for orphanā€™s haircuts. Thatā€™s how he is. Check out his comedy too.
Big Neeks; aka @neeksman. Bald, Bajan brother who Iā€™m frequently confused for; by people who expect you to pay them for observing things properly.

From Grenadian to bajan. This my mans right here. Fuxx with him heavy! šŸ‡¬šŸ‡©ā™„ļøšŸ‘ŠšŸ¾šŸ‡§šŸ‡§
And this is Dave chappelle. Our names have the same syllabic pattern and we have the same haircut. But itā€™s not me.

Unless youā€™re @netflix or @LiveNationUK then this is me, I lost my Cheque, can you re-issue to ā€œDane Baptisteā€ as itā€™s my alternate name?

End of thread šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜Š
This is @vinceatta. Look how passionate he is about his art. Heā€™s the loveliest man and someone you should joe #bald #black #funny šŸ˜„šŸ§‘šŸ¾ā€šŸ¦²
Canā€™t forget man like @PhileoHuff, transatlantic brother from another, he bald he black, he good with my union, Jack! ā™„ļøšŸ–¤šŸ’ššŸ‘ŠšŸ¾
Itā€™s @JonathanMayor bald brown beau, I call him ā€œAuntcle Jonnyā€, the ā€œAngel of the Northā€ or ā€œThe Mayor of yeah yeahā€!

Check out my family ā™„ļøšŸ–¤šŸ˜„šŸ‘ŠšŸ¾šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ
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