It seems that we have had a whole bunch of furore over this tweet
Mainly from fragile apologists, so hereās a little guide to stop it happening again.
I present BALD BLACK MALE COMICS/people Iām not; a thread: https://twitter.com/danebaptweets/status/1282627822507438080
Mainly from fragile apologists, so hereās a little guide to stop it happening again.
I present BALD BLACK MALE COMICS/people Iām not; a thread: https://twitter.com/danebaptweets/status/1282627822507438080
This is @kanebrowncomedy. Yes heās also bald, but more muscular and without any goatee.
While he is a talented, handsome Devil, heās not me.
While he is a talented, handsome Devil, heās not me.
This is @leroybrito; this amazing Welshman is based in Cardiff and is the most skill black Welshman Iāve seen since Ryan Giggs.
While heās also funny, bald, black and handsome, heās not me, but check him out


While heās also funny, bald, black and handsome, heās not me, but check him out




This is @DarrenHarriott. Now Darren does look like me if I drank more water during lockdown and exercised more; but heās actually an award winning legend from brum. Both big comic book and ex Kanye fans. But he is not me.

Introducing @Nabilu. We share a birthday and a real similar ideological disposition where racism is concrneed. Nabil is a @BGT finalist, great comic and really good cook.
He also does the martial art from the raid movie, silat, so best not confuse us!


He also does the martial art from the raid movie, silat, so best not confuse us!




This is @viccomedy. We apparently are so similar, I was BANNED from a comedy club for something that happened with Victor. We cool though. That comedy club shut down and me and victor still homies. Check him out, yāall know I canāt grow a beard!

Ladies and gents, @Marlon_Davis. He might be up there for ānicest guy in the worldā award. Great comic, friend, father, son and brother.
Hereās a clip of us in the same place at the same time.
Hereās a clip of us in the same place at the same time.
Never forgetting south Londonās finest @jpattersoncomic! My bald brother from mother. You barely even see J-Patz on Twitter. He too busy in soup kitchens and paying for orphanās haircuts. Thatās how he is. Check out his comedy too.
Big Neeks; aka @neeksman. Bald, Bajan brother who Iām frequently confused for; by people who expect you to pay them for observing things properly.
From Grenadian to bajan. This my mans right here. Fuxx with him heavy!


From Grenadian to bajan. This my mans right here. Fuxx with him heavy!




And this is Dave chappelle. Our names have the same syllabic pattern and we have the same haircut. But itās not me.
Unless youāre @netflix or @LiveNationUK then this is me, I lost my Cheque, can you re-issue to āDane Baptisteā as itās my alternate name?
End of thread
Unless youāre @netflix or @LiveNationUK then this is me, I lost my Cheque, can you re-issue to āDane Baptisteā as itās my alternate name?
End of thread


This is @vinceatta. Look how passionate he is about his art. Heās the loveliest man and someone you should joe #bald #black #funny 


Canāt forget man like @PhileoHuff, transatlantic brother from another, he bald he black, he good with my union, Jack! 






Itās @JonathanMayor bald brown beau, I call him āAuntcle Jonnyā, the āAngel of the Northā or āThe Mayor of yeah yeahā!
Check out my family



Check out my family




