It seems that we have had a whole bunch of furore over this tweet

Mainly from fragile apologists, so here’s a little guide to stop it happening again.

I present BALD BLACK MALE COMICS/people I’m not; a thread: https://twitter.com/danebaptweets/status/1282627822507438080">https://twitter.com/danebaptw...
This is @kanebrowncomedy. Yes he’s also bald, but more muscular and without any goatee.

While he is a talented, handsome Devil, he’s not me.
This is @leroybrito; this amazing Welshman is based in Cardiff and is the most skill black Welshman I’ve seen since Ryan Giggs.

While he’s also funny, bald, black and handsome, he’s not me, but check him out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿" title="Flagge von Wales" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Wales">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz">
This is @leroybrito; this amazing Welshman is based in Cardiff and is the most skill black Welshman I’ve seen since Ryan Giggs. While he’s also funny, bald, black and handsome, he’s not me, but check him out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿" title="Flagge von Wales" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Wales">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz">" title="This is @leroybrito; this amazing Welshman is based in Cardiff and is the most skill black Welshman I’ve seen since Ryan Giggs. While he’s also funny, bald, black and handsome, he’s not me, but check him out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿" title="Flagge von Wales" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Wales">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
This is @DarrenHarriott. Now Darren does look like me if I drank more water during lockdown and exercised more; but he’s actually an award winning legend from brum. Both big comic book and ex Kanye fans. But he is not me. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">
Introducing @Nabilu. We share a birthday and a real similar ideological disposition where racism is concrneed. Nabil is a @BGT finalist, great comic and really good cook.

He also does the martial art from the raid movie, silat, so best not confuse us! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😄" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧑🏾‍🦲" title="Person, bald (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Person, bald (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👊🏾" title="Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz">
Introducing @Nabilu. We share a birthday and a real similar ideological disposition where racism is concrneed. Nabil is a @BGT finalist, great comic and really good cook. He also does the martial art from the raid movie, silat, so best not confuse us! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧑🏾‍🦲" title="Person, bald (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Person, bald (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👊🏾" title="Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz">" title="Introducing @Nabilu. We share a birthday and a real similar ideological disposition where racism is concrneed. Nabil is a @BGT finalist, great comic and really good cook. He also does the martial art from the raid movie, silat, so best not confuse us! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😄" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧑🏾‍🦲" title="Person, bald (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Person, bald (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👊🏾" title="Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
This is @viccomedy. We apparently are so similar, I was BANNED from a comedy club for something that happened with Victor. We cool though. That comedy club shut down and me and victor still homies. Check him out, y’all know I can’t grow a beard!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😄" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen">
Ladies and gents, @Marlon_Davis. He might be up there for “nicest guy in the world” award. Great comic, friend, father, son and brother.

Here’s a clip of us in the same place at the same time.

https://youtu.be/YDuaDbOM1Fg ">https://youtu.be/YDuaDbOM1...
Never forgetting south London’s finest @jpattersoncomic! My bald brother from mother. You barely even see J-Patz on Twitter. He too busy in soup kitchens and paying for orphan’s haircuts. That’s how he is. Check out his comedy too.
Big Neeks; aka @neeksman. Bald, Bajan brother who I’m frequently confused for; by people who expect you to pay them for observing things properly.

From Grenadian to bajan. This my mans right here. Fuxx with him heavy! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇬🇩" title="Flagge von Grenada" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Grenada">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👊🏾" title="Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇧🇧" title="Flagge von Barbados" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Barbados">
Big Neeks; aka @neeksman. Bald, Bajan brother who I’m frequently confused for; by people who expect you to pay them for observing things properly. From Grenadian to bajan. This my mans right here. Fuxx with him heavy! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👊🏾" title="Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇧🇧" title="Flagge von Barbados" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Barbados">" title="Big Neeks; aka @neeksman. Bald, Bajan brother who I’m frequently confused for; by people who expect you to pay them for observing things properly. From Grenadian to bajan. This my mans right here. Fuxx with him heavy! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇬🇩" title="Flagge von Grenada" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Grenada">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👊🏾" title="Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇧🇧" title="Flagge von Barbados" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Barbados">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
And this is Dave chappelle. Our names have the same syllabic pattern and we have the same haircut. But it’s not me.

Unless you’re @netflix or @LiveNationUK then this is me, I lost my Cheque, can you re-issue to “Dane Baptiste” as it’s my alternate name?

End of thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">
And this is Dave chappelle. Our names have the same syllabic pattern and we have the same haircut. But it’s not me. Unless you’re @netflix or @LiveNationUK then this is me, I lost my Cheque, can you re-issue to “Dane Baptiste” as it’s my alternate name? End of thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">" title="And this is Dave chappelle. Our names have the same syllabic pattern and we have the same haircut. But it’s not me. Unless you’re @netflix or @LiveNationUK then this is me, I lost my Cheque, can you re-issue to “Dane Baptiste” as it’s my alternate name? End of thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
This is @vinceatta. Look how passionate he is about his art. He’s the loveliest man and someone you should joe #bald #black #funny https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😄" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧑🏾‍🦲" title="Person, bald (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Person, bald (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">
This is @vinceatta. Look how passionate he is about his art. He’s the loveliest man and someone you should joe #bald #black #funny https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧑🏾‍🦲" title="Person, bald (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Person, bald (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">" title="This is @vinceatta. Look how passionate he is about his art. He’s the loveliest man and someone you should joe #bald #black #funny https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😄" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧑🏾‍🦲" title="Person, bald (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Person, bald (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Can’t forget man like @PhileoHuff, transatlantic brother from another, he bald he black, he good with my union, Jack! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💚" title="Grünes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Grünes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👊🏾" title="Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">
Can’t forget man like @PhileoHuff, transatlantic brother from another, he bald he black, he good with my union, Jack! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💚" title="Grünes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Grünes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👊🏾" title="Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">" title="Can’t forget man like @PhileoHuff, transatlantic brother from another, he bald he black, he good with my union, Jack! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💚" title="Grünes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Grünes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👊🏾" title="Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
It’s @JonathanMayor bald brown beau, I call him “Auntcle Jonny”, the “Angel of the North” or “The Mayor of yeah yeah”!

Check out my family https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😄" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👊🏾" title="Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏳️‍🌈" title="Regenbogen-Flagge" aria-label="Emoji: Regenbogen-Flagge">
It’s @JonathanMayor bald brown beau, I call him “Auntcle Jonny”, the “Angel of the North” or “The Mayor of yeah yeah”!Check out my family https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😄" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👊🏾" title="Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏳️‍🌈" title="Regenbogen-Flagge" aria-label="Emoji: Regenbogen-Flagge">" title="It’s @JonathanMayor bald brown beau, I call him “Auntcle Jonny”, the “Angel of the North” or “The Mayor of yeah yeah”!Check out my family https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😄" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👊🏾" title="Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏳️‍🌈" title="Regenbogen-Flagge" aria-label="Emoji: Regenbogen-Flagge">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
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