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I woke up at 5am randomly and I have nothing to do so I’m going to do a review of my cat. In case you forgot, this is my cat:
Ears: triangles! Excellent choice! Rounded at the tips so they’re still friendly 10/10
Nose: Small and cute 10/10
Whiskers: very long! Incredible! 10/10
Nose: Small and cute 10/10
Whiskers: very long! Incredible! 10/10
Eyes: very large. Good at conveying many emotions from adoration to sorrow that I will not allow her to live up on the closet shelves like some sort of closet gremlin 10/10
Politics: she keeps it quiet but I suspect she is woefully misinformed like I don’t think she knows Canada has a Prime Minister 2/10 shameful
Meow: loud and healthy! Probably too loud. Has a large range from sad about the closet thing to angry about the closet thing 7/10
Meow: loud and healthy! Probably too loud. Has a large range from sad about the closet thing to angry about the closet thing 7/10
Fur: very soft! I suspect she uses conditioner 10/10
Tail: So fluffy! Almost the size of her entire body! Impressive! 10/10
Paws: So cute. Excellent toe beans of many colours. 10/10
Tail: So fluffy! Almost the size of her entire body! Impressive! 10/10
Paws: So cute. Excellent toe beans of many colours. 10/10
Friendliness: Quite friendly! 8/10
Cuddliness: Very cuddly! Unfortunately I must dock marks because she wakes me up from a deep sleep to cuddle by yelling at me, very rude 8/10
Cuddliness: Very cuddly! Unfortunately I must dock marks because she wakes me up from a deep sleep to cuddle by yelling at me, very rude 8/10
Gratitude: none. I bought her a cat bed and not only does she refuse to sleep in it, she treats anything that touches it as cursed. I put some cat treats in the bed so maybe she would get into it and she took one of the treats and spit it on the ground. 0/10, terrible
Foresight: abysmal, she managed a 6 foot vertical leap into my closet, then climbed onto the shelves (another 2 feet) all with no thought about how she would get down. Then again, she meowed at me until I got her down so maybe she did plan ahead. ???/10
Jumping ability: pretty impressive! 9/10 because she uses it for evil
Stubbornness: yes wow 10/10
Bones: I’m pretty sure she has them! 7/10
Stubbornness: yes wow 10/10
Bones: I’m pretty sure she has them! 7/10
Ok I’m sleepy now I think
