Tweet: Hey guys, I climbed Mt Everest
Know-it-all Twitter: 24352 have before you, 1234 without oxygen, 200 without limbs and 50 rode an unicycle all the way to the top. Stop boasting!
Congress Twitter: Nehru climbed Everest in 1954 and he& #39;s a Photoshopped picture to prove it /1
Akhand Bharat Twitter: Everest was part of India and you should not have climbed it before it was annexed by India
Virat Twitter: In 1987, Sir opened the route to Everest by displaying his mastery of Hokkienese which he learnt on the flight to China
Trad Twitter: You climbed /2
Mt Everest in a mountaineering suit, did not wear langot or dhoti and did not stop for sandhya on the way. You must be a crypto
Rayta Twitter: I condemn the trad #%$^s. No true Hindu would wear a dhoti.
Bhajan Mandali Twitter: In 70 years of Congress, no Indian climbed Everest /3
One Indian has climbed Everest every 6 years after 2014.
Bhim Twitter: Celebrating a savarna pursuit like climbing Everest while you ignore the struggle of bahujans is reason why India is still a 3rd world country
Bat-sh*t crazy SJW Twitter: Mount Everest is actually /4
a symbol of Brahminical Patriarchy. Mount & #39;Eve& #39; and Rest? That& #39;s oppressive. Mt Everest must be cancelled and we& #39;re all going with pickaxes to reduce it to rubble and throw it into the Indian Ocean
Bismillah Twitter: Mt Everest was discovered by Alauddin Khilji and /5
raised to its present height by Akbar.
Han Twitter: First tries to eat Mt Everest, Gives up and claims it as their territory.
Lemurian Twitter: The first man on Mt Everest was Homo Dravida who climbed it while it was still part of Lemuria. It was stolen by evil Brahmins and /6
hidden in Nepal. Appa Periyar discovered it and Thalaivar Kalaignar restored it to it& #39;s original home in T. Kulathupatti in Sivaganga District. Aryan oppressors are claiming falsely that it is in Nepal.
Blackpill Twitter: LEL! What& #39;s the point, climb Everest while you still /7
can. Given the TFR, there aren& #39;t going to be any new Everests.
Le Everest Climber now deletes his Twitter account /END
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