me, rating the energy drinks i consume on the daily; a thread

mountain dew energised;

kinda shit idk; got a good clean flavour pallet, but it’s still kinda generic tasting; makes me need to piss 10x more than normal, but keeps me alert during dnd and i’m using the can to keep track of my can tabs :]

all in all, 4/10 !

monster energy: ultra paradise;

it tastes like cat piss and hurts my tummy; if you like it, you like it, but it leaves a weird metallic taste in my mouth for AGES

all in all, -7/10 !

red bull;

super yummy!; lotta nostalgia point bc of 2am red bull runs; i appreciate the different sizes of cans you can get, they’re all funky

all in all, 8/10 !

monster energy juice: mango loco;

very very sweet; i’ll drink one and feel kinda sick; the can is very pretty, i like the skeletons :]; it’s a nice drink to use as a mixer

all in all, 6/10 !

monster energy: import;

very useful can bc it’s resealable :DD + it looks really cool; not the tastiest, but it keeps me goin durin school; kinda tastes a little bit like i licked a battery, but it’s still okay

all in all, 5/10 !

monster energy JUICE: pipeline punch;

very yummy!! omg it’s so good; it’s my best friends favourite flavour and she’s practically 70% pipeline; the can is super cute; it’s one of my favourites :]]

all in all, 10/10 !

monster energy: zero ultra;

THE BEST FUCKIN FLAVOUR EVER MADE; it tastes SO good bruh, like funky lemonade!; the can feels really cool too!! it’s textured and it’s very fun to run my fingers along :]]; it’s very good to make a monster gun with

all in all, 100/10 !

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