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a thread of Hamilton pick up lines because why not
“i think your pants look hot. i like you a lot” (make sure they’re wearing pants tho)
“im a trust fund baby, you can trust me” (warning : u might get slapped)
“i will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love”
“i will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love” (gotta love dear king george’s love for violence)
“when you’re gone, i’ll go mad”
“you got me helpless” don’t forget to put the tone unto that “helpless” to make dear eliza proud
“i am so into you, i am so into you” they will for sure get the message
“look into your eyes and the sky’s the limit” philip the poet could never
“as long as im alive, swear to gosh you’ll never feel so helpless” awn
“you strike me like a woman who has never been satisfied” again, make sure to hide your cheeks, a slap might be coming
“if it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it” this one might be the best
“love doesn& #39;t discriminate between the sinners and the saints. It takes, and it takes, and it takes. And we keep loving anyway. We rise and we fall and we make our mistakes. And if there& #39;s a reason I& #39;m by your side when so many have tried, then I& #39;m willing to wait for it." sweet
“when you smile i am undone”
"you knock me out, i fall apart”
"my dearest, _______” (with a comma after dearest) because comma placement is very important lmao
"and there you are an ocean away, do you have to live an ocean away? thoughts of you subside, then i get another letter, and i cannot put the notions away” perfect for long distance relationships
"you’re too kind, sir." i mean... it did work for maria reynolds
“gosh you& #39;re a fox."
“how bout when I get back we all strip down to our socks?" might get you a few swoons if you’re as smooth and confident as Jordan Fischer
last but least “hey, best of wives and best of women” make sure she’s your wife tho,, we wouldn’t want it to get awkward
so yeah, that’s it for my little middle of the night spam
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