The last film I watched was Kill Bill so it would be a) WILD and b) wonderful. The Crazy 88 dance number would be the choral climax of the film and I’d hire Lil Nas X as the El Paso Sheriff. https://twitter.com/mavericksmovies/status/1282723405142331393

I’d include a modern enka number for the Yakuza take!over and increase the number of motorcycle chases by about 300% because girls on motorcycles makes me - and many others - very happy. And happiness is the goal of musicals. Many small girls will be inspired to become assassins.

The coma rape scene will be the only totally silent scene of the movie, zero sound until “where’s Bill!?”.

The cowboy aesthetic will be elevated and the japonisme will be repaired and if I have to go to his house and beg him MYSELF sonny chiba will return in the same role as the original.

The knife fight opening scene will increase in length and whoever choreo’d Bucky Barnes in Winter Soldier will be deeply involved. The accompanying opening musical number will be composed by Apashe.

Throughout this thread I switched from “I would” to “I will”