random dazai headcanons thread

dazai names his boogers

dazai's favorite show is bungou stray dogs

dazai likes to dance

dazai has a pet rock and puts it next to him before going to sleep

dazai once found a cat in a box and kept it until the owner of the cat found him and beat his ass

dazai tried to take singing lessons once

dazai's favorite non alcoholic drink is iced tea

dazai once had a dream about having a party on a rainbow with all his friends and when he woke up he took some melatonin gummies to go back to sleep because he didn't want his dream to end

dazai once drank pee as a child because he thought it was apple juice

dazai used to have an imaginary older brother

dazai's kindergarten teacher used to give him gummies to reward him for his hard work . his favorite flavor was lemon

dazai has iron deficiency

dazai's mother had to tuck him to sleep every night until he reached the age of 12

dazai frequently has nightmares but he doesn't tell anybody about that because he is scared he will look like a baby to everyone else

dazai is the little spoon

dazai's favorite instrument is the saxophone

dazai found a lizard under his bed once and named it "name"

dazai doesn't like oatmeal

dazai prefers pepsi over sprite

dazai used to be sensitive to loud noises. unfortunately that changed.

dazai's favorite season is winter

dazai has 2.4gb left on his computer

dazai thinks he'd make an awesome older brother to kenji because whenever kenji acts up, he could just hold his hand to calm him down.

dazai piss

dazai prefers facebook over twitter

dazai watches anime on crunchyroll

dazai speaks japanese, french, spanish, english and russian

dazai is part of anonymous

dazai hates anitiktok and wishes they would leave him alone

dazai's bias in bts is taehyung

dazai cried when they announced haikyuu was gonna end

dazai doesn't like reading

ok maybe he does like reading

dazai watches dub

dazai was playing pokemon alpha sapphire

dazai hasn't changed his bed sheets in over a year

dazai knows the dance in the lucky star OP

dazai uses an android

dazai hates capitalism

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