cql characters as types of bengalis

→ a thread part 2
Chiragh
• brings free candy to every dawat and gets surrounded by all the little kids
• helps the aunties prepare food and gets called gay by the uncles
• lowkey is gay
• unironically shares bangla minion memes on Facebook
Salman
• is never seen without Chiragh - "oh they seem like rly good bhaias"
• he is so silent that everyone thinks hes possessed by a jinn or smth
• will invite random people to sit and listen to quran cds in his car at like 2 pm
Xavier
• convinced all the aunties that he was the spawn of shaytaan
• wears basketball shorts to weddings
• chases all the other kids including a qing around with a knife at dawats
• steals the designer shoes from the masjid
Adila
• always fighting with Xavier over candy
• runs around during prayer
• accidendentally called an auntie "kurtar baccha" once
• likes and replies to all of Chirag's facebook minion memes
Jibreel
• made an auntie faint by bringing his dog to a dawat
• "sorry i can't hang out with you guys my uncle Jahangir said no"
• wears gucci and supreme to eid prayer
• can't tell the difference between shakh and weed
Jiyad
• secretly cries during natoks
• starts beef with Jibreel on facebook for no reason
• takes 27827283 of the juniors ok their motorcycles and posts them EVERYWHERE
• has a profile on shaadi dot com
Opurbo
• says that he'll drop out of school to become a stripper but has amazing grades and his dad will force him to go to med school anyways
• brings his switch to jummah prayer so all the juniors can play together
• eats paan super often...for like no reason
PART 1 IS HERE ON SUMIS ACC!! https://twitter.com/xzflrt/status/1282830605428850693?s=19
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