LESS THAN FOUR THOUSAND PEOPLE DIED IN 9/11 AND REPUBLICANS WANTED US TO TAKE OUR SHOES OFF AT THE AIRPORT AND FINE WE ALL DID IT AND WE'RE STILL DOING IT ALMOST TWENTY YEARS LATER BUT THESE FUCKING MOUTHBREATHING WORMPEOPLE CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO WEAR A MASK FOR EVEN TWO MONTHS.
I'M JUST SO FUCKING PISSED AT THE DOUBLE STANDARD! EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THEM HAS NEVER MEANT ANYTHING THEY EVER SAID, IT WAS ALL BAD-FAITH COLLEGE REPUBLICAN DEBATE CLUB WORD SALAD GOATSHITE.
THEY HAVE NEVER LOVED AMERICA. THEY HAVE NEVER LOVED LIBERTY OR FREEDOM OR ANY LOFTY IDEAS THAT MIGHT BE WORTH BUILDING A SOCIETY ON. THEY ONLY LOVE THEMSELVES AND THEIR FUCKING MONEY AND WHEN THEY DON'T LOVE THOSE THEY SETTLE FOR HATING EVERYONE WHO ISN'T ONE OF THEIR CURSED ILK
AND THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THEM WORTH SAVING. FUCKING. NOTHING. THEY WON'T END SCHOOL SHOOTINGS AND NOW THEY WANT TO SEND KIDS INTO PANDEMIC CAMPS AND FUCK THEM. FUCK THEIR FUCKING INDIVIDUALIST DEATH CULT.

THEY CAN FUCKING EAT SANTORUM THROUGH THEIR INTUBATOR HOSES.
AND IT'S NOT THE FUCKING PLUNDERERS, WHO ARE WOLVES AND SOMETIMES COME THE MOTHER SOMETIMES COME THE WOLF. IT'S THE FUCKING FRANCHISE KINGS AND SOCCER MOMS AND BOBS AND KARENS AND PEOPLE WHO FUCKING SWIM IN THIS SHIT BECAUSE THEIR DEATH GOD MAKES THEM FEEL ARISTOCRATIC. FUCKERS.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! GET YOUR GEN-U-FUCKING-WINE INFANT LEATHER BOOT STRAPS HERE, THAT WILL INCENTIVIZE THE FLESHY MASSES TO WOBBLE SOME FUCKING WIDGETS! MY HOW GODDAMNED EXCEPTIONAL WE ARE. LAH-DEE-FUCKING-YANKEE-DOODLE-DANDY.
MAY THEIR MOUTHS FOREVER TASTE OF ASH, THEIR SWEAT-SLICKED RUMPS CURSED WITH ETERNAL PILONIDAL CYSTS. MAY THEIR LIBIDOS WITHER TO WHERE THEIR BODIES FEEL NO JOY OR SENSATION IN ANYTHING SAVE THE EXQUISITE PAIN OF BILGING THEIR PUTRID BOWELS, THE REFUSE OF WHICH BECKONS ALL FLIES.
YEEEEAAAARRRRGGGHHHH.

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His platform is the most progressive to ever make it to the U.S. national presidential election. He just took a giant leap left on climate. More to come, the more progressives like me get on board.
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