Here& #39;s how Kissmate and I watch anything:

- watch 5 minutes

- pause for 10 minutes to IMDB that One Guy, then everything he& #39;s been in, then everyone else in the show

- discuss whether we want to stop the show and watch one of those other movies

- continue another 7 minutes

(cont)

- pause to discuss the likelihood of the physics/technobabble that just occurred

- bathroom break

- watch 5 minutes more

- snack break

- hang on, a cat is throwing up

- did we clean the litter box yet today?

- back up 2 minutes because we weren& #39;t paying attention.

(cont)

- get through a whole 17 minutes (so proud!!)

- pause to discuss our various ships for these characters

- check how much longer this very long episode is!!!!