How Kim is going to divorce Kanye and rebrand herself as "White"
A theory:
I'm not here to speculate on the state of her husband's mental health, but she WILL use it as her reason.

Look for more stories about Kim "dealing with" and "struggling" with Kanye's "outbursts" and "manic moments". There will be examples.
Like when he congratulated her business milestone with some castoffs from the farmers market.

"Concerned* friends" will whisper about how hard things are at home and how she's focusing on her work to cope.

*Paid
Her timelines will be filled of pics of her in Cali with the kids. While Kanye is somewhere...else. She will return to Cali to put together her legal team.

You know who is running PR
They're gonna give Kanye one more BIG outburst. That will be the final straw. It will be dramatic. Big. Possibly involve a child. Camera crews will be present.

Kim will release a statement asking for privacy and take a 5 day social media break
Khloe will post cryptic tweets. Kylie will post TBT photos of a family gathering (a photo without Ye of course) and caption it "family first". Kendall will post a picture of trees and caption it "I'll miss the ranch".

Kourtney won't do fuck all because Kourtney DGAF
Kim will emerge. Dressed in long flowing dresses and flats - the opposite of her current look. The extra long extensions will be gone.
Note: 5 days was enough for the spray tan to fade.
Mom and the lawyers will release a statement.
"...a challenging relationship that has seen its natural end. Kim and Kanye will continue to co-parent their children and Kim wishes to resolve this matter as quickly and quietly as possible."
Then.
Look for stories about Kanye being a "broke n*gger". Kim can't mess with men like that, now can she?

Stories about this "ridiculous" presidential bid. Stories about how she's bailed him out financially over and over again...
While "basically being a single mom" to their four kids.
She didn't want to buy 14 horses y'all. She was just trying to keep her marriage together.

She tried.
Kanye will tweet reckless and vague shit and the stans will say "see? Look how he treats her?!?"
(meanwhile the tweets will really be about bad customer service at Chipotle)
Every week there will be a new story about how she's been a saint all this time. It will even be rumoured that the robbery was staged and she was forced to do it to recoup insurance money for broke boi Ye
Don't worry...she'll cop a plea deal and pay restitution.
She wants her conscience clear. A clean white slate.
She will be noticeably paler. She'll wear more colours.
Friends will say she missed colour.
There will be paparazzi photos of her "finally free" and laughing with friends. Somewhere in the Hamptons, or Palm Springs. Arranged by mom of course
When social activities resume, like red carpets n' stuff. She'll take the kids. The headlines will talk about "Kim's NEW look"

"Gone are the boxer braids and the bootylicious outfits. Kim is embracing 'authenticity' after her split with rapper Kanye"
She'll talk about how damaging the artifice was and the constant quest for perfection. That now it's about being in the moment and being present for her kids. She'll embrace a holistic lifestyle thanks to Kourtney
She'll talk about mending family relationships as her marriage and her mindset at that time drove a wedge between them.
Look for photos of them having lunch in pieces from Alberta Ferretti...
About 8-9 months after Kanye's big meltdown/outburst, Kim will do a Vanity Fair profile. She won't ask for the cover because that's expected. BUT, shot by Annie Liebovitz. She'll be "candid", "laugh a lot", hold her kids close, get teary at the mention of Kanye.
The interviewer will ask if they talk
"Of course. I still want him to be a part of his kids' lives. He deserves that"đŸ˜„"
She'll talk about her law work. How it "fulfills her" after years of "big bling" shallow living. That she wants to end the show to focus on bigger things.
Mom will be close by during this interview.
Kris will have been her "rock" during all this.

"my whole family really. It's when life is at its darkest you remember the light of family and how...important it is to have that support. They really had my back through it all"
The Article will be called "Kim 2.0"
She'll be rocking a breakup bob and flowing clothes.
Heels of course because she's still "Kim"
She will be much...paler in her photos
Twitter will notice this and debates will begin.
But as she fades into the background, she will fade in pigment as well. It's only natural.
New skin treatments.
A break from fake.
Oh, that 2.0? She's been building an army of influencers and creating a network. Streaming beauty, health, family advice, exercise. All verticals for each sister. Run by Kim...
...and her "advisor". A tech guru who kinda looks like this:
There will be rumours.
Kim will deflect.
They will be spotted kissing on a tropical vacay. Kim under an umbrella apply SPF 135 because "tanning isn't healthy". You'll see the kids less and him more.
22 months in, she'll be wearing a new ring.
Small. Only 4 carats.
The advisor will have gone to her dad's grave to ask for her hand.
Kim will reveal a surrogate is carrying their child
The kid will be named John.
/watch
Oh my.
I tweeted all this before I knew about the Tory thing happening at Kylie's.

Watch them ALL not be about "that life" in less time than it takes to get a refill.
The Bossip Headline will read something like "FADE...Kim Steps Back From the Ultraviolet Beams to Discover her Cakes Were Made of Cake After All..."
(I really should have left that to Bossip. Their headlines are award worthy)
Last month it was Jessica https://twitter.com/RR416/status/1271441516439969793?s=20
This month it's Kim.

Next month. It'll be a man. Suggestions?
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