Ladies Night
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: KiriBaku
Content Warnings: Aged up characters, gender-swap, Class 3A shenanigans, pining fools in love
Trigger Warnings: AFAB terms for genitalia
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: KiriBaku
Content Warnings: Aged up characters, gender-swap, Class 3A shenanigans, pining fools in love
Trigger Warnings: AFAB terms for genitalia
The door slammed shut hard behind Bakugou as he rushed forward angrily, passing by a confused Deku and Shoto. As he stomped up the stairs, bypassing the elevator all together, he heard Midoriya ask,
"What& #39;s wrong with Kacchan?"
"What& #39;s wrong with Kacchan?"
Kirishima inhaled and held his breath for a beat, before exhaling slowly, "I think it& #39;s best that he shows you guys when he& #39;s ready. If he& #39;s ready."
To say Bakugou was pissed would have been an understatement. He was downright /livid/. He heard about quirks like this,
To say Bakugou was pissed would have been an understatement. He was downright /livid/. He heard about quirks like this,
did his best to /avoid/ quirks like this, and yet, here he was heavy tits on his chest and he couldn& #39;t even imagine what it looked like between his legs.
"Fuck!" He yelled loudly as he kicked his door close. "Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!"
He stood in front of the bathroom mirror,
"Fuck!" He yelled loudly as he kicked his door close. "Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!"
He stood in front of the bathroom mirror,
arms still folded over his chest, trying to figure out just what he could do to make this quirk go away faster when there& #39;s a knock on his door.
The knock on his door surprised him and when his hands fell away, his anger surged again, resulting in several loud explosions.
The knock on his door surprised him and when his hands fell away, his anger surged again, resulting in several loud explosions.
"Kacchan?" Midoriya sounded timid, rightfully so. "Are you okay?"
He stalked over to the door and yanked it open, corners of his mouth turned down in a scowl. "Does /it/ look like I& #39;m okay?!"
He stalked over to the door and yanked it open, corners of his mouth turned down in a scowl. "Does /it/ look like I& #39;m okay?!"
Had he known that all of his friends, and Deku were outside his bedroom door, he wouldn& #39;t have yanked it wide open without covering up his chest.
"Dude," Sero elbowed Kaminari hard. "Bakugou has tits. Like, /huge/ tits."
"Dude," Sero elbowed Kaminari hard. "Bakugou has tits. Like, /huge/ tits."
Kaminari glanced quickly at Bakugouâs chest and looked away. âI-Iâm a little scared and a little horny. Oh god...â
âBuncha fucking perverts,â Bakugou growled as he crossed his arms over his chest.
âKacchan,â Midoriya whispered, âWhat happened?â
âBuncha fucking perverts,â Bakugou growled as he crossed his arms over his chest.
âKacchan,â Midoriya whispered, âWhat happened?â
âWhat does it /look/ like? For fucks sake!â He rolled his eyes and started to close his bedroom door.
âWait!â Kaminari yelled just before the door closed completely. His hand slammed against the wood and he peeked his head in. âCanââ
âIf you like your stupid fucking +
âWait!â Kaminari yelled just before the door closed completely. His hand slammed against the wood and he peeked his head in. âCanââ
âIf you like your stupid fucking +
face the way it is, that sentence better not be âCan we touch themâ.â Sparks popped in Bakugouâs open palm and Kaminari sputtered.
âNo,â he chuckled high and nervous, âI would never,â he glanced at Sero and gave a subtle shake of his head.
Bakugou took a deep breath,
âNo,â he chuckled high and nervous, âI would never,â he glanced at Sero and gave a subtle shake of his head.
Bakugou took a deep breath,
gathering enough air in his lungs to deliver a wicked verbal assault, when loud footsteps echoing up the hallway stopped him.
âDUDES!â Kirishima yelled. He rushed forward with a disapproving look bunching his brows together.
âDUDES!â Kirishima yelled. He rushed forward with a disapproving look bunching his brows together.
âI /said/ let him show you when heâs ready.â He pushed the group down the hallway, glancing apologetically at Bakugou. âSorry Bakubro.â
âFuck off,â he grumbled. He slammed his door shut and stomped back into the bathroom.
âFuck off,â he grumbled. He slammed his door shut and stomped back into the bathroom.
He really needed to take a shower, but... he poked at the top of his tit and sighed angrily.
He knew exactly what piece of shit villain did this. Their quirk was called âFluidâ. Bakugou thought it was due to the secretions that gathered on their skin, but /after/ he
He knew exactly what piece of shit villain did this. Their quirk was called âFluidâ. Bakugou thought it was due to the secretions that gathered on their skin, but /after/ he
rushed in like a bull in a china shop, /after/ he touched the bastard and felt sharp pains in his chest, thatâs when the useless sidekick yelled out, âWhatever you do, donât touch them with your bare hands!â
âShitty useless sidekick,â he huffed as he pulled his shirt over
âShitty useless sidekick,â he huffed as he pulled his shirt over
his head and dropped it on the floor. His pants hung lower on his hips, dipping slightly in the front. He still retained his muscle tone, except now there was an addition of a soft layer of fat as well.
His breasts /were/ pretty large, he mused with a small grin. Probably
His breasts /were/ pretty large, he mused with a small grin. Probably
bigger than Ponytails, perkier too. Not that he looked, but you couldnât help but get an eyeful with her garish costume.
He already had a naturally small waist, but the swell of round hips and the addition of breasts, gave him an hour glass figure.
He already had a naturally small waist, but the swell of round hips and the addition of breasts, gave him an hour glass figure.
It wouldnât hurt to check myself out, he rationalized. Just in case he needed to give Recovery Girl information.
He turned to the side and let out a surprised strangled sound. His ass was perky and rounder than usual.
He grabbed a cheek, squeezing it firmly and
He turned to the side and let out a surprised strangled sound. His ass was perky and rounder than usual.
He grabbed a cheek, squeezing it firmly and
gasped.
Softer too. And when he let go, it jiggled.
He poked and prodded at his body, pinching at the layer of fat, resting his hands on the dip in waist, marveling at how narrow it seemed in relation to his hips.
He had his belt unbuckled and was in the middle of
Softer too. And when he let go, it jiggled.
He poked and prodded at his body, pinching at the layer of fat, resting his hands on the dip in waist, marveling at how narrow it seemed in relation to his hips.
He had his belt unbuckled and was in the middle of
giving himself a pep talk when a loud knock on his door made him nearly jump out of his skin.
âWho is it?!â He snapped. âBetter not be you assholes trying to get a peek!â
âNo bro, itâs Kiri. Just wanted to check on you. See how youâre handling...â he paused, âeverything?â
âWho is it?!â He snapped. âBetter not be you assholes trying to get a peek!â
âNo bro, itâs Kiri. Just wanted to check on you. See how youâre handling...â he paused, âeverything?â
He pulled the door open and blinked up at Kirishima.
His mouth hung open and his face burned a bright red. âUh...â
âWhat?!â
âYou, uh, your shirt?â
âWhat about it?â
âYou donât have one on...â he looked away, glancing at his feet.
His mouth hung open and his face burned a bright red. âUh...â
âWhat?!â
âYou, uh, your shirt?â
âWhat about it?â
âYou donât have one on...â he looked away, glancing at his feet.
âWhy are you acting so weird? Youâve seen me shirtless tons ofâoh fuck.â He slammed the door closed and banged his head against it, swearing loudly.
âIâll come back!â Kirishima sounded...odd.
âIâll come back!â Kirishima sounded...odd.
Bakugou fought to keep embarrassment from coloring the apples of his cheeks as he continued to undress.
He really didnât know what to expect when he peeled his boxers down his legs, but it sure wasnât /that/.
He really didnât know what to expect when he peeled his boxers down his legs, but it sure wasnât /that/.
In all honesty, Bakugou has watched porn before. The idiot brigade would huddle together and giggle while watching it, critiquing the actors and their performances. Well, mainly Denki did the critiquing.
He wasnât really interested in two random extras fucking
He wasnât really interested in two random extras fucking
each other. Nor was he really interested in the female form. Donât get him wrong, he appreciated beauty across all genders, but...eh.
Soft, blonde hair covered his pubic mound like usual. He was okay with that. Nothing new there.
Soft, blonde hair covered his pubic mound like usual. He was okay with that. Nothing new there.
But when he propped a leg up on the sink and craned his neck down to take a closer look, pink puffy lips parted to reveal...
âThereâs another set of lips down here?! What the fuck...?!â He hissed in awe.
Should he...would it be wrong to...it /is/ his body, right?
âThereâs another set of lips down here?! What the fuck...?!â He hissed in awe.
Should he...would it be wrong to...it /is/ his body, right?
His hand trembled as he spread his lips open with his index and middle finger.
He knew a bit about anatomy. He paid attention in sexual education class over the summer, although Midnight made it /really/ fucking awkward.
He knew a bit about anatomy. He paid attention in sexual education class over the summer, although Midnight made it /really/ fucking awkward.
So he knew the slight protrusion that he ran his index finger over, and swore softly under his breath as he did so, was his clitoris. He didnât know the two additional folds of skin, that sent shivers racing down his spine and made his nipples harden as he gently
fingered them, were there.
âFucking weird,â he murmured as he tried to get a closer look.
Moving his finger lower resulted in him coming in contact with a wet hole and exploration was done.
He grimaced as he held his finger up, rubbing his thumb and index
âFucking weird,â he murmured as he tried to get a closer look.
Moving his finger lower resulted in him coming in contact with a wet hole and exploration was done.
He grimaced as he held his finger up, rubbing his thumb and index
finger together, slightly fascinated by the wetness that lingered.
He needed to shower. But he wasnât exactly sure how to properly do that with uh... /that/ between his legs.
He rushed to his phone, fingers poised and ready to google, but a better idea came to mind.
He needed to shower. But he wasnât exactly sure how to properly do that with uh... /that/ between his legs.
He rushed to his phone, fingers poised and ready to google, but a better idea came to mind.
Blasty (1745): If you tell anyone what Iâm about to ask you, I swear to god I will END you. Got it?
Pinky (1745): Kinky. Whatâs up babe?
Bakugou typed out his question and then deleted it. He typed out another question and deleted that one too.
Pinky (1745): Kinky. Whatâs up babe?
Bakugou typed out his question and then deleted it. He typed out another question and deleted that one too.
How the fuck could he ask for help trying to figure out the proper way to wash his vagâthatâwithout sounding like a complete and total idiot?
Then again it is /Mina/ heâs talking to.
Pinky (1747): The anticipation is killing me.
Then again it is /Mina/ heâs talking to.
Pinky (1747): The anticipation is killing me.
Pinky (1747): Omg is this because you got hit with that gender swapping quirk?!
âFucking gossipy idiots,â Bakugou groaned out through clenched teeth.
Blasty (1748): Just get your ass up here and donât say anything!!
âFucking gossipy idiots,â Bakugou groaned out through clenched teeth.
Blasty (1748): Just get your ass up here and donât say anything!!
In less than thirty seconds, it seemed, Mina was breathlessly calling out his name as she banged on his door.
This time, he had a towel wrapped tightly around his shapely body when he answered.
Mina didnât hesitate to push past him, dragging a small bag behind her.
This time, he had a towel wrapped tightly around his shapely body when he answered.
Mina didnât hesitate to push past him, dragging a small bag behind her.
She threw it on his bed and turned to him, hands on her hips, gaze sliding along his body, appraising it. âYou /would/ be fucking stacked. How is that even fair?! Youâre a hottie as a dude and a baddie as a chick,â she lamented loudly.
âHow does it feel being the gods favorite Bakubabe?â
âFanfuckingtastic. Whatâs in the bag?â
âOhoho! Weâll get to that in a minute. Now whatâs up?â She plopped on his bed, eyes still jealously combing his body.
âStop looking at me like that. Its fucking weird.â
âFanfuckingtastic. Whatâs in the bag?â
âOhoho! Weâll get to that in a minute. Now whatâs up?â She plopped on his bed, eyes still jealously combing his body.
âStop looking at me like that. Its fucking weird.â
He pulled his towel tighter around him, exposing just a hint more of a pale thigh.
âI canât help it!â Mina whined. âIâm so confused cuz like, as a dude, youâre cute but really abrasive and totally not my type. But as a girl...step on me please?â
âI canât help it!â Mina whined. âIâm so confused cuz like, as a dude, youâre cute but really abrasive and totally not my type. But as a girl...step on me please?â
Bakugou groaned loudly and rolled his eyes, but there was no denying the swell of pride he felt at the stupid compliment.
âI have a question you pink pervert. How do you uh,âhe shifted his eyes away from Mina and mumbled, âclean down there right?â
âOh, oh babe,â Mina
âI have a question you pink pervert. How do you uh,âhe shifted his eyes away from Mina and mumbled, âclean down there right?â
âOh, oh babe,â Mina
sounded condescending as she tutted softly. âWith soap and water of course.â
âI get that you moron,â he snapped. âBut soap doesnât actually go inside, right?â
Mina blinked several times before dissolving into a fit of laughter. âNo. God no. Youâre so cute and stupid.â
âI get that you moron,â he snapped. âBut soap doesnât actually go inside, right?â
Mina blinked several times before dissolving into a fit of laughter. âNo. God no. Youâre so cute and stupid.â
âHey! Iâve had a cock for 18 years and this cunt for all of two hours. Forgive me if I donât know how to work it.â
Mina blinked up at him again and fell over onto her side cackling. âWork it?! Itâs not heavy machinery. Itâs a vagina,â she emphasized.
Mina blinked up at him again and fell over onto her side cackling. âWork it?! Itâs not heavy machinery. Itâs a vagina,â she emphasized.
âSoap doesnât go inside your vaginal canal /ever/. Douche really shouldnât either, but thatâs a conversation for a different time,â she added as she saw the confused look on his face. âOh and make sure you wipe front to back.â
âHah?â
âYes, babe. You canât just shake it and go. Welcome to the wonderful world of womanhood!â She said sarcastically.
She unzipped her bag and pulled out several bras. She eyed his chest and put back a few leaving out a plain pink one, an obscene neon green
âYes, babe. You canât just shake it and go. Welcome to the wonderful world of womanhood!â She said sarcastically.
She unzipped her bag and pulled out several bras. She eyed his chest and put back a few leaving out a plain pink one, an obscene neon green
one with pink leopard print, and a pretty black bra that was covered in lace.
She took out several articles of clothing, shampoo, body wash, body creams, and deodorants.
âThink of it as a âwelcome to the sisterhoodâ care package. Whatâs grabbing your attention?â
She took out several articles of clothing, shampoo, body wash, body creams, and deodorants.
âThink of it as a âwelcome to the sisterhoodâ care package. Whatâs grabbing your attention?â
He didnât want to admit it, but the black lace bra was breathtakingly gorgeous. It wasnât loud and flashy, but simple, and he found beauty in simplicity.
âJust gimme the black one,â he snatched it off the bed and pointed to an impossibly small pair of shorts.
âJust gimme the black one,â he snatched it off the bed and pointed to an impossibly small pair of shorts.
âWhat the fuck am I supposed to do with those?â
âTheyâre pajama shorts!â
âThey look like theyâd hurt my vagâyou know!â
âAhh, the joys of coochie cutters. They donât hurt. Theyâre really cute and would make your ass look phenomenal.â
âIt already is,â he
âTheyâre pajama shorts!â
âThey look like theyâd hurt my vagâyou know!â
âAhh, the joys of coochie cutters. They donât hurt. Theyâre really cute and would make your ass look phenomenal.â
âIt already is,â he
grumbled. âJust gimme those too!â He snatched a pair of red shorts off the bed and a matching shirt and stomped to the bathroom.
Several seconds later, he walked back out, grabbed all of the toiletries and hit Mina with a look that dared her to say anything.
Several seconds later, he walked back out, grabbed all of the toiletries and hit Mina with a look that dared her to say anything.
After a long shower, and accidentally discovering the pleasures of a detachable shower head, he dressed quickly and immediately yelled out,
âI CANT WEAR THIS SHIT!â
He kicked open the bathroom door, face as red as the matching pajama set he had on.
âI CANT WEAR THIS SHIT!â
He kicked open the bathroom door, face as red as the matching pajama set he had on.
Mina sat on his bed with a shit eating grin lighting up her face. âWhatever do you mean, Bakugou?â She fluttered her eyelashes as she stared over at him.
Bakugou swept a hand along his body. âRed Riot pajamas?! Fucking seriously?â
Mina smiled innocently.
Bakugou swept a hand along his body. âRed Riot pajamas?! Fucking seriously?â
Mina smiled innocently.
âIs there a problem with your pajamas?â
Aside from the fact that he was wearing Kirishimaâs mercy and the shorts rode up his ass to reveal a tiny hint of his cheek each time he moved, and the top was damn near mid-riff because of his tits...
Aside from the fact that he was wearing Kirishimaâs mercy and the shorts rode up his ass to reveal a tiny hint of his cheek each time he moved, and the top was damn near mid-riff because of his tits...
âNo,â he spat out between his teeth. âNo problem.â
Mina giggled. âDidnât think so,â she sang. âAnyways, youâre coming with me. No one will see you but us girls.â
âLike hell Im going with you. Iâm staying in here until this shit wears off.â
Mina giggled. âDidnât think so,â she sang. âAnyways, youâre coming with me. No one will see you but us girls.â
âLike hell Im going with you. Iâm staying in here until this shit wears off.â
âDid you ever find out how long that quirk lasts?â
Bakugou felt the tingle and ripple in his palms as they heated up. Small sparks popped and crackled, dying down with smoke as he closed his fists. â72 goddamn hours.â
Bakugou felt the tingle and ripple in his palms as they heated up. Small sparks popped and crackled, dying down with smoke as he closed his fists. â72 goddamn hours.â
âSo, yeah. Youâre not staying in your room for three days. Plus,â Mina looked up at him, excitement etched finely on her face, âitâs ladies night in!â
âNo way. No fucking way,â Bakugou shook his head. âIâm staying here. Thatâs it.â
âNo way. No fucking way,â Bakugou shook his head. âIâm staying here. Thatâs it.â
Thirty minutes later, Bakugou sat cross legged and pissed off in Ochakoâs room.
He was fuming. As soon as word spread that he got hit with this idiotic wuirk, the boys in the dorms wouldnât leave him alone and the girls were plotting to get him to be apart of this
He was fuming. As soon as word spread that he got hit with this idiotic wuirk, the boys in the dorms wouldnât leave him alone and the girls were plotting to get him to be apart of this
âLadies night inâ foolishness.
âHeâs like, really stacked,â Jiro whispered loudly. âIâm a little jealous.â
âI can /hear/ you, you know,â he complained.
âItâs confusing, right?!â Mina looked around the room.
Majority of the girls nodded.
âHeâs like, really stacked,â Jiro whispered loudly. âIâm a little jealous.â
âI can /hear/ you, you know,â he complained.
âItâs confusing, right?!â Mina looked around the room.
Majority of the girls nodded.
âYOUâRE confused?â Bakugou yelled. âMy back hurts and I have no clue as to why, these shorts are riding my ass like no tomorrow, and who decided that bras needed to be this fucking uncomfortable?!â He angrily unlatched his bra and tried to pull it off, getting it
tangled in his shirt. He gave up with an angry huff and loud swearing.
Silence fell amongst the group. Hagakure snorted first, apologizing around small bursts of chuckles. Ochako followed suit, giggling softly, before laughing loudly.
Silence fell amongst the group. Hagakure snorted first, apologizing around small bursts of chuckles. Ochako followed suit, giggling softly, before laughing loudly.
âYouâve been a woman for all of 4 hours.â
âAnd?!â Bakugou glared st the group. âWhat would you do if you woke up with a dick between your legs tomorrow?â
âPersonally,â Jiro started, âIâd be kinda relieved.â she shrugged.
âJiro have you decided on what pronouns you +
âAnd?!â Bakugou glared st the group. âWhat would you do if you woke up with a dick between your legs tomorrow?â
âPersonally,â Jiro started, âIâd be kinda relieved.â she shrugged.
âJiro have you decided on what pronouns you +
want us to use? I know we talked about last ladies night in,â Momo sat on the bed, back against the wall, nibbling on a cookie.
âMmm,â Jiro hummed. âStill figuring it out, but for now can we maybe change the name of our monthly gatherings?â
They all started talking at
âMmm,â Jiro hummed. âStill figuring it out, but for now can we maybe change the name of our monthly gatherings?â
They all started talking at
once, making Bakugouâs head ache.
âIf I had auddenly had a dick,â Tsuyu piped up, âI probably wouldnât leave my room for a few hours.â
Bakugouâs eyes widened in shock. âYou harpies talk like this? Seriously?â
Ochaco laughed loudly and passed the tray of snacks to him.
âIf I had auddenly had a dick,â Tsuyu piped up, âI probably wouldnât leave my room for a few hours.â
Bakugouâs eyes widened in shock. âYou harpies talk like this? Seriously?â
Ochaco laughed loudly and passed the tray of snacks to him.
âThatâs mild compared to last months topic of discussion.â
âOh god,â Mina groaned. âDo we really need to revisit marry/fuck/k-ill again?â
âWe have a newcomer,â Hagakure pointed out, âwe need to hear his answers.â
âNot interested,â Bakugou grumbled around a mouthful of
âOh god,â Mina groaned. âDo we really need to revisit marry/fuck/k-ill again?â
âWe have a newcomer,â Hagakure pointed out, âwe need to hear his answers.â
âNot interested,â Bakugou grumbled around a mouthful of
cookie.
âYou donât have a choice,â Momo sang.
âOkay, hereâs how it works,â Mina sat up on her knees. âWeâll list people in the class, maybe a few teachers,â she waggled her brows, âand you decide who you marry, who you fuck, and who youâd off.â
âThis sounds dumb as fuck.â
âYou donât have a choice,â Momo sang.
âOkay, hereâs how it works,â Mina sat up on her knees. âWeâll list people in the class, maybe a few teachers,â she waggled her brows, âand you decide who you marry, who you fuck, and who youâd off.â
âThis sounds dumb as fuck.â
âItâs really funny,â Tsuyu chimed in. âOr...really offensive? But what happens during these gatheringsââ
ââstays amongst the group,â they all finished in unison.
âDeku, Ojiro, and Tokoyami,â Mina listed.
âOff Deku,â Bakugou didnât hesitate.
ââstays amongst the group,â they all finished in unison.
âDeku, Ojiro, and Tokoyami,â Mina listed.
âOff Deku,â Bakugou didnât hesitate.
âWhat about Ojiro and Tokoyami?â
âWhat about âem?â Bakugou stared over at the group.
âWho would you marry and who would you just fuck?â Mina prompted.
âNeither.â Bakugou shrugged.
âThatâs not how the game works,â Jiro pointed out.
âWhat about âem?â Bakugou stared over at the group.
âWho would you marry and who would you just fuck?â Mina prompted.
âNeither.â Bakugou shrugged.
âThatâs not how the game works,â Jiro pointed out.
âIf I had to disclose that Iâd marry Momo,â she blushed, âand fuck Mina, while offing Ochaco, Sorry about that again,â she smiled at Ochaco, âthen you gotta answer too.â
âYou donât have to apologize!â Ochaco crawled over to her to give her a hug. âI went peacefully.â
âYou donât have to apologize!â Ochaco crawled over to her to give her a hug. âI went peacefully.â
âYou guys are worse than the morons,â Bakugou rolled his eyes.
âDoubt it,â Tsuyu chirped. âFine. Kirishima, Iida, Todoroki.â
Bakugou choked on his tea. âThis game is dumb.â
âWe gave you a pass last time. No more passes Bakugou,â Momoâs lips curled slightly
âDoubt it,â Tsuyu chirped. âFine. Kirishima, Iida, Todoroki.â
Bakugou choked on his tea. âThis game is dumb.â
âWe gave you a pass last time. No more passes Bakugou,â Momoâs lips curled slightly
as she fought a grin.
âIs there a reason you donât want to answer?â Hagakure sounded incredibly close and he jumped, nearly knocking over the tray of snacks.
âShit! Can you make noise or something? Scared the shit outta me.â
âYouâre deflecting.â Jiro shook her head.
âIs there a reason you donât want to answer?â Hagakure sounded incredibly close and he jumped, nearly knocking over the tray of snacks.
âShit! Can you make noise or something? Scared the shit outta me.â
âYouâre deflecting.â Jiro shook her head.
âWonder why that is?â Ochaco giggled.
Bskugou huffed and rushed out, âoff glasses, fuck half and half, ma-marry Kirishima.â
âI /knew/ it!â Hagakure exclaimed. âYou all owe me 10 bucks!â
âYou didnât know shit!â Bakugou felt a flush burn in his cheeks and neck.
Bskugou huffed and rushed out, âoff glasses, fuck half and half, ma-marry Kirishima.â
âI /knew/ it!â Hagakure exclaimed. âYou all owe me 10 bucks!â
âYou didnât know shit!â Bakugou felt a flush burn in his cheeks and neck.
âCorrection, /we/ all know. You two donât,â Momoâs voice was soft with a hint of mirth.
âWhat are you talking about ponytail?â
âGod you two gays are hopeless,â Mina sighed dramatically loud as she fell to the bed next to Momo.
âWhat are you talking about ponytail?â
âGod you two gays are hopeless,â Mina sighed dramatically loud as she fell to the bed next to Momo.
âHopeless,â Hagakure echoed.
âIf you guys donât stop this shit and explain what you mean, Iâm out of here,â Bakugou threatened, however, he was lying.
âYouâre totally in love with Kiri!â Ochaco sighed softly, happily. âYou guys are always togetherââ
âIf you guys donât stop this shit and explain what you mean, Iâm out of here,â Bakugou threatened, however, he was lying.
âYouâre totally in love with Kiri!â Ochaco sighed softly, happily. âYou guys are always togetherââ
ââHes my best friendââ
ââYou guys sleep in the same bed,â Mina cut in.
ââBecause we both have nightmares and canât sleep. How did you /know/ that?â
âWe do now,â Jiro laughed.
âYou always find a way to touch him,â Momo added.
âAnd vice versa!â Tsuyu pointed out.
ââYou guys sleep in the same bed,â Mina cut in.
ââBecause we both have nightmares and canât sleep. How did you /know/ that?â
âWe do now,â Jiro laughed.
âYou always find a way to touch him,â Momo added.
âAnd vice versa!â Tsuyu pointed out.
âHeâs my best friend,â Bakugou weakly disagreed.
âSo are Denki and Hanta.â
âAnd you hardly touch them.â
âAnd you donât share a bed with them either.â
âYou /love/ Kirishima,â Mina states confidently.
âSo are Denki and Hanta.â
âAnd you hardly touch them.â
âAnd you donât share a bed with them either.â
âYou /love/ Kirishima,â Mina states confidently.
âIâfuck you,â Bakugou grumbled.
âNotice how he didnât deny it though,â Hagakure spoke around a mouthful of cookie.
âI also didnât admit shit!â Bakugou crossed his arms in a petulant manner and poked out his bottom lip.
âNotice how he didnât deny it though,â Hagakure spoke around a mouthful of cookie.
âI also didnât admit shit!â Bakugou crossed his arms in a petulant manner and poked out his bottom lip.
âGuys!â Mina changed the subject so rapidly that Bakugouâs headspun. âWhat am I gonna do about Tetsu?â She whined, pouring.
âHe /still/ hasnât called you?â Jiro scoffed loudly. âWhat an idiot.â
Bakugou tried his hardest to not get interested in the conversation but,
âHe /still/ hasnât called you?â Jiro scoffed loudly. âWhat an idiot.â
Bakugou tried his hardest to not get interested in the conversation but,
âYou gave him your number three days ago?â He looked up, totally engrossed in the conversation.
âOh. Hey! Maybe you can help!â Mina rolled off the bed and crawled over to him, sitting damn near on top of him. âWhat does it mean when you give a guy your number and +
âOh. Hey! Maybe you can help!â Mina rolled off the bed and crawled over to him, sitting damn near on top of him. âWhat does it mean when you give a guy your number and +
he doesnât call you or text you for three days?â
âThat heâs an idiot.â
âOr maybe heâs shy?â Momo offered.
Bakugou made a disgusted sound in his throat, âTch. Tetsu /is/ an idiot. Ladies and Jiro,â Bakugou began.
âThank you,â Jiro mumbled, a small smile reaching their eyes.
âThat heâs an idiot.â
âOr maybe heâs shy?â Momo offered.
Bakugou made a disgusted sound in his throat, âTch. Tetsu /is/ an idiot. Ladies and Jiro,â Bakugou began.
âThank you,â Jiro mumbled, a small smile reaching their eyes.
âIf a guy abides by that three days to reach out bullshit, heâs an idiot. Plain and simple.â
âBut butâheâs so cute!â Mina lamented loudly. She gripped Bakugouâs shoulders and shook him. âHelp me! How do I get his attention?â
Bakugou sighed and smacked her hands away.
âBut butâheâs so cute!â Mina lamented loudly. She gripped Bakugouâs shoulders and shook him. âHelp me! How do I get his attention?â
Bakugou sighed and smacked her hands away.
âWhy do you need his attention anyways?â
âCuz Iâm tryin to see what that mouf do,â Mina winked.
âHarlot.â The girls chuckled and Mina pouted. Bakugou hid his smile behind his teacup. âIs that why youâve been overdoing it with the eye makeup lately?â
âCuz Iâm tryin to see what that mouf do,â Mina winked.
âHarlot.â The girls chuckled and Mina pouted. Bakugou hid his smile behind his teacup. âIs that why youâve been overdoing it with the eye makeup lately?â
âWooooow. Wow. Rude.â
âWhatâs rude is your use of black eyeshadow like your eyes arent fucking black and yellow,â Bakugou quipped. âTry switching it up. Donât do shit to grab his attention. Do shit that makes you happy.â
âI feel like I entered the Twilight Zone,â
âWhatâs rude is your use of black eyeshadow like your eyes arent fucking black and yellow,â Bakugou quipped. âTry switching it up. Donât do shit to grab his attention. Do shit that makes you happy.â
âI feel like I entered the Twilight Zone,â
Ochaco deadpanned as she stared at Bakugou.
âFuck you, Cheeks.â
âAaaaand weâre back,â she laughed.
âYou know what Iâve always wondered,â Tsuyu asked. Bakugou realized that she was the slightly less disgusting version of Mineta when she asked, âWho has the biggest dick?â
âFuck you, Cheeks.â
âAaaaand weâre back,â she laughed.
âYou know what Iâve always wondered,â Tsuyu asked. Bakugou realized that she was the slightly less disgusting version of Mineta when she asked, âWho has the biggest dick?â
All eyes are trained on Bakugou.
âDo you think we walk around the locker room with our cocks in hand and measuring tape at the ready?â
They all nodded.
âYou guys are disgusting.â
âNo, we just know you guys like to compare penis sizes,â Momo disagreed quietly.
âDo you think we walk around the locker room with our cocks in hand and measuring tape at the ready?â
They all nodded.
âYou guys are disgusting.â
âNo, we just know you guys like to compare penis sizes,â Momo disagreed quietly.
âObviously...â Bakugou trailed off, mumbling and stuffing a cookie into his mouth.
âWe couldnât hear you. Sounded like âKirishimaâ?â Mina teased.
âYou heard me,,â he snapped.
âI would have thought Hanta. Skinny guys are often well hung,â Hagakure was suddenly
âWe couldnât hear you. Sounded like âKirishimaâ?â Mina teased.
âYou heard me,,â he snapped.
âI would have thought Hanta. Skinny guys are often well hung,â Hagakure was suddenly
on Bakugouâs left and he jumped.
âWhat the fuck! Stop sneaking up on me.â
She giggled as she reached over him to grab a piece of fruit. âI think youâre biased Bakugou.â
âAnd I think youâre all a bunch of perverts!â
âI wonât disagree with you,â Tsuyu chuckled.
âWhat the fuck! Stop sneaking up on me.â
She giggled as she reached over him to grab a piece of fruit. âI think youâre biased Bakugou.â
âAnd I think youâre all a bunch of perverts!â
âI wonât disagree with you,â Tsuyu chuckled.
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