If you won't wear a mask in the store to protect other people from COVID-19, I had better not EVER hear you saying that a 14 year old girl should wear sleeves at school to protect her male classmates from having erections.

Please let this be my tweet that goes viral

I went to the principle's office because the length of my skirt was insufficiently considerate to a hypothetical horny person trying to learn! Do not even START with me until at least 100,000 young men have DIED OF BONERS.

Wow this tweet passed 100k and now I have Reply Guys telling me about the boners they had in high school.