Thread by @taevenger, a thread of things that taeyeon has done that shouldn't be real [...]

a thread of things that taeyeon has done that shouldn& #39;t be real but they are;

when taeyeon decided to make a plushie for zero and it didn’t end well because fans were commenting how she is doing it the entire opposite way and all taeyeon gotta say was “‘SORRY” i can’t with her

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if anyone is interested in more live footage vids of cave hoomans...remember that we already got a live cave hooman here living in the same tl as us

SHE REALLY WENT THRU THIS TRAUMA PHASE

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taeyeon’s attempt of bowling turned out to be an absolute failture like her bowling ball just went straight in the gutter and her just walking away just smiling as if nothing had currently happened

NO ONE EVEN ASKED FOR THIS and taeyeon decided to sound like an mosquito by wishing yoona a hbd during her bday vlive

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">taeyeon was enjoying her time with her mosquito print

IDK WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE but this two sec of taeyeon just in her inside world is a big mood and a new meme to capture

she is just constantly waving bye because she got worried insta is gonna cut her off and end the live but turns out it didn’t end so she kept saying bye

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TAEYEON WAS JUST CLAPPING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL SHE ACCIDENTALLY KILLED A MOSQUITO HELPP

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taeyeon just buzzed out just by saying the word “batman” like taeyeon error 404 NOT FOUND

zero just constantly licking her lips and when taeyeon said to “ stop” he surprisingly listened to her command, and SIKE he went back to kiss her

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">she had no choice

HER BASEBALL PITCH we already talked about this so many times,,,

she had the necessary to play around with her ball and straightly hitting at the camera later says OOPS as if she was already gonna do it KAJFHFFH

HER PUBG DANCE SHE HAS TO

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">it is like her one of her peak times when she used to be addicted to hobby and do a whole dance in public where citizens can witness it all

another live footage of our cave hooman singing to something new in the most non realistic way??

SHE JUST HAS A WAY TO CURSE and expect us bitches to not go weak

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">but this is vv comedic of her

SHE just slowly passes out for a bit.. and until she realized she needs to go to bed bc girlie was prolly exhausted after that long hr flight to france

when tiffany was showing off her gift that sooyoung bought for her bday and taeyeon decided to be a dweeb head and stretched out the entire word by pronouncing like “mAgNeTiC mOoN”

after someone told her that whenever she sings her nostrils start to enlarge taeyeon needed herself a moment bc she snapped back by holding her nose down and singing a full chorus of lil touch and telling them in her angy voice if they LIKE to see her sing like this

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the moment when she wakes up so she can see her morning view but instead ONCE she tries to open the curtain she breaks it

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">like girl just barely woke up and this is her morning mess

that one time when snsd were all coming out to the airport and taeyeon decided to walk out to the other way girl thought she was slicc when she got her fan sites sprinting after her like ninjas

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THIS IS THE WOMAN I GAVE MY STAN CARD TO....

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">she rlly disliked the fact she had to give high five to seok jin like all this man wanted was a high five

she was simply eating until she hit her funny bone LIKE GIRL I FELT YOUR PAIN IT HURTS LIKE SHIT and the fact that the editor put that scene on slow mode

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WE didn’t ask her to do this,,, but reminder that taeyeon back then was a paper human and her body would just give up on her

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">running man days gave it all to us she couldn’t balance herself hahdhddh

WHEN TAEYEON CALLED US OUT FOR BEING OLD SHE DIDNT HAVE TO BE SO LOUD ABT IT—

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THE LEADER OF OUR FUCKING GRP RLLY FORGOT MR MR EXISTED—— THAT HURTS ALL OF THE MR MR ENTHUSIASTS HERE

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DONT GET ME STARTED WITH TAEYEON AND HER GRANDMA TABLET SHE LITERALLY BRINGS IT EVERYWHERE AND THAT FUCKER BE TEN TIMES BIGGER THAN HER

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DONT GET ME STARTED WITH TAEYEON AND HER GRANDMA TABLET SHE LITERALLY BRINGS IT EVERYWHERE AND THAT FUCKER BE TEN TIMES BIGGER THAN HERhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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*next thing you know if you keep acknowledging the existence of gee*
taeyeon:

taeyeon’s secret hidden talent was being an all star violinist LOOK AT THIS 12 SEC OF PRODIGY

TAEYEON PLS THERE ARE PPL WILLING TO POUR OUT THEIR HEARTS TO YOU BUT HER JUST SAYING THESE BORING PPL THROWS ME OFF

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">THERE ARE TIMES WHEN SHE WANTS US TO SHUT UP I JUST KNO SHE TIRED OF THESE CHEESY CONFESSIONS

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that one video when tts did an interview together and talked about how long they believed in santa and here’s taeyeon being a lil shit to tiffany for believing in santa claus for such a long time

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you see this video and you know where it’s coming from when tiffany asked taeyeon what’s aftershave in korean and taeyeon SAID AFTERSHAVE LIKE GIRLLL

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when taeyeon and tiffany were at starbucks together and TAEYEON out of nowhere started to mimic tf outta tiffany and all we heard was complete gibberish but it’s okay A+ for an effort

i ain’t forgetting of how funny this was when taeyeon called herself “crazy bitch” 6 times in a row because this idiot forgot her credit card and she had to take a trip back to her hotel SHE HAD ONE JOB that’s it

NO CONTEXT TO PUT OUT

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">WHEN WE DONT KNOW WHAT GOES INTO HER MIND!$&&!!&

no one even asked her but in the midst of her mind she decided to bring up the topic of zero and saying that he couldn’t attend her concert because he needed a time of day to relax like girlie prolly KNOWS his entire schedule not surprised

TAEYEON SLAPPING HER ASS DURING LIVE WHERE THOUSANDS OF SONES CAN WITNESS WHY SHE LIKE THIS&!$&$!

A NEVER ENDING EPISODE WHERE HER POWERFUL AHJUMMA LAUGH CONQUERS THE ENTIRE WORLD

I THINK TAEYEON HAS A THING where she likes to slap ppl’s ass

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COME OUT WHOEVER YOU ARE WHO MADE HER MAD

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">LIKE SHE SAID IDC LIKE THREE TIMES YOU MADE HER PRESSED

THIS WAS YESTERDAY’S LIVE so thought i drop this on the thread bc she was unintentionally funny when fans were spamming her with tons of english names and taeyeon found them all common so not her dragging the replies saying why they give her mom names

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when taeyeon decided to make a brain cake girl’s brain really sparked up as she decided to create this

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when taeyeon decided to make a brain cake girl’s brain really sparked up as she decided to create thishttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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UMM TAEYEON-

OUT OF NOWHERE SHE JUST BE SPRINTING AS IF HER WHOLE LIFE IS DEPENDING ON HER AKSJFJF

A FAN THROWING THEIR UNDERWEAR?? AND IT CAUGHT HER RIGHT IN THE EYES AND SHE DID THAT BYUNTAE FACIAL EXPRESSION GIRL AKDJDDJFJ

TAEYEONS MORNING STRETCH OF HER SOUNDING LIKE A MF DOLPHIN SIS ALR PRODUCING US W/ MORE VOCALS GO OFF

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taeyeon’s reaction when a fan gifted her a FUCKING eggplant out of all the things y’all can gift her it gotta be a egg plant SHE HAD a lot to think abt

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taeyeon’s reaction when a fan gifted her a FUCKING eggplant out of all the things y’all can gift her it gotta be a egg plant SHE HAD a lot to think abthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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whatever taeyeon is thinking i know damn well she had deep thoughts in her mind AND NOT THE CAMERA ZOOMING CLOSE TO HER

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taeyeon was being an complete embarrassment all she wanted to do was tell zero to sit but he didn’t budge to listen

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">SO THIS WHOLE TIME she was waiting and later sends him away

“ yOuR wEeFeE iS rEaLlY gOoD”

WHEN TAEYEON WAS ON LIVE AND SHE HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY “ IM ALWAYS HIGH”

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">HELP DOES SHE EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT THIS WAS A MOMENT TO CAPTURE IT ALL I LOVE HER HAHSDH

when taeyeon plotted her own plan but it backfired as soon as tiffany and her teammate ganged up on her

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">so at the end she got disqualified and had to dance to harlem shake she did not sign up for this,,

the first thing she does is smell it and there was the word disgust written all over her face

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">but she decided to give it a bite and was being iffy about it by looking at the ingredients someone give this girl proper food or i’ll throw hands my girl doesnt deseve this justice

when it was tiffany’s bday and the girls went out to pick a gift for fany and taeyeon spotted a darn pink lingerie and said IMAGINE TIFFANY WEARING THIS like girl this is live you’re on camera

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when it was tiffany’s bday and the girls went out to pick a gift for fany and taeyeon spotted a darn pink lingerie and said IMAGINE TIFFANY WEARING THIS like girl this is live you’re on camerahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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taeyeon was in the middle of doing an interview and the atmosphere here being so awkward but the moment she said “ if there’s none i’m going ” LIKE SHE WAS OVER IT HAJAKFJFJ

THIS THREAD WONT EVER COME TO AN END when there is a collectively moments of taeyeon scattered around but gotta remind y’all that taeyeon’s cm’on yuri-yaaahh be making it to the headlines and everything about this spells too iconic but BOY SHE SO EXTRA HSJFDJ

... IM NOT EVEN GONNA ASK?&))&?&)&

TAEYEON KNEW THAT SHIT WAS TOO SUGARY FOR HER.. AND NEEDED TO PAUSE AND START HER CONTAGIOUS AHJUMMA LAUGH I CANT WITH HER OMGJFGJFJFI

okay during intimate note when snsd got seperated into two teams just based on their height and the moment when taeyeon spoke she literally dragged sooyoung till the other members joined along

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">she rlly be exposing tf outta sooyoung’s sleeping habits to the ENTIRE world

umm when she decided to imitate how seohyun and tiffany be eating the NOISES she be making it was so unnecessary but only taeyeon

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taeyeon apologizing to her mess up plushie of zero bc she didn’t know to do it

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">and LATER starts to work on it but we kno what happens towards the end she be accidentally stabbing herself giving us her high pitch scream that can be passed as her vocals and scaring tf outta us

taeyeon pulling her crossiants out of the oven AND HER CLUMSY ASS ALMOST DROPPED IT NO HAKFJF

THE MUSIC JUST GETS ME HAJFJF and not the fact that taeyeon is flexible enough but doesnt have the effort to get out of the bed

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