facts about the zodiac signs, a thread that isnt opinion-based;

ARIES:

- either the best person or the worst person
- commitment issues
- uses humor to hide their awful personality
- thank you for traumatizing me dad

Taurus:

- i probably have a fat crush on you
- theyre kind but cant be serious for more than 3 minutes
- such a good hugger
- charming and good at everything

Gemini

- gets along with people really well
- needs to stop dyeing their hair every week, ur hair is falling out sweetie
- pls get some breath mints im begging
- never shuts up but i love listening to yall
- kinda suck but also their personality is top tier

Cancer

- SWEETHEART
- gives off scene vibes
- why ??? r u so short ????
- best emotional support youll ever get
- VERY HONEST
- pls gimme kiss im in love with you
- thank you for being the mom & dad i never had https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz"> kiss kiss https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">

Leo

- baddest and funniest bitch https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😽" title="Küssendes Katzengesicht mit geschlossenen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Küssendes Katzengesicht mit geschlossenen Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😽" title="Küssendes Katzengesicht mit geschlossenen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Küssendes Katzengesicht mit geschlossenen Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😽" title="Küssendes Katzengesicht mit geschlossenen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Küssendes Katzengesicht mit geschlossenen Augen">
- people dont appreciate them enough
- surprisingly a good listener ??
- loyal to their friends but sorta an asshole to outsiders
- best movie taste https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😽" title="Küssendes Katzengesicht mit geschlossenen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Küssendes Katzengesicht mit geschlossenen Augen">
- fashionable but not vain

Virgo

- bruh why& #39;d you spray perfume on your cats
- plays poker probably
- really funny and everyone loves them
- seems high all the time
- probably a boy because ive never met a girl virgo

Libra

- you think theyre a good person at first but they end up being racist
- funny, but somtimes go a little too far with their jokes
- highkey a backstabber and the most annoying zodiac but i still have love for yall
- PLEASE SHUT UP ITS 5AM IM TRYING TO SLEEP

Scorpio

- sweet and caring,, but also very scary ??
- they smell like an old person
- they always laugh at jokes but never say anything funny themselves
- very detached from reality
- great chef https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">

Sagittarius

- really cool with a sprinkle of intimidating
- ok but u interesting doe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">
- all sags i know r drug addicts https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz">
- gotta admit youre sorta annoying but like i like u <333
- GET SOME PATIENCE PLS

Capricorn

- not funny at all
- thinks they& #39;re superior ,,, theyre not ,,,
- has a bomb music taste https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😽" title="Küssendes Katzengesicht mit geschlossenen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Küssendes Katzengesicht mit geschlossenen Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😽" title="Küssendes Katzengesicht mit geschlossenen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Küssendes Katzengesicht mit geschlossenen Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😽" title="Küssendes Katzengesicht mit geschlossenen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Küssendes Katzengesicht mit geschlossenen Augen">
- not a bad person, they just haven& #39;t found themselves
- actually nvm fuck capricorns u gave me trauma too mom https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">

Aquarius

- ok youre so hot and for what
- really funny too ?? like full package
- kinda very mean tho
- definitely a cat person
- SO CREATIVE AND PASSIONATE ABOUT THEIR CRAFT I WISH YOU THE BEST

Pisces:

- worst person youll ever meet
- toxic and manipulative
- talks shit about their friends behind their backs
- has no talent but everyone always kisses their ass for some reason
- thought they were the best zodiac sign but like nvm
- attractive,, ill give u that