More than "When are you opening again?" the question I most often get asked is, "What do you think about all this Covid stuff?" Well, as many of you know, before I bought Toms, I got my Phd from Cornell in Epidemiology, so I'm the man to ask.
Oh wait. That's not true. At all. So who the fuck cares what I think? I'm a bar owner. Dr Fauci? He did get his Phd from Cornell. Ask him.

Now if he starts talking about selling White Claws, then yeah I may call his ass out. Stay out of my lane Fauci and I'll stay out of yours.
This is my long ass way of saying, yes we're hoping to re-open. I happen to think Toms is an important part of your life!
But the priorities are:
1. Keeping community safe
2. BU students attending classes all semester
3. Doing fun shit at Toms

We'll do #3, but not before 1 & 2!
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