Alo peopl i am gowing 2 b meking a Tred of de Peopl dat i no av verey smellie brethh, widout aving 2 no dem in person. Den i wil Rate der breff outnod 10 wid 10 bieng de smeliest
Stuwat Peerce - Dis man dus no care ow far away e is frm u e wil still b shoting at u n infectin u wid his Whiskey scentid brethh. Vere stinkie. I wud giv dis breth de 8/10 dragon Rating
Garet SotGatee - Dis mans breth wil no dout keep u awakk at knight as de onlie drink e wil av is cofeee. De coffee breth of ur Jografy Teecha at skuul is on Par wid dis mans Stenchy breth. 6.5/10 Dragon Rating
Danie Muffy - Now now ladis n Jentle mans dis man as no brush is teet since e Retyred frm futbool n just a wiff of dis ShitBreth is lik a Smak in de Fayce frm Tiesun Fury. If u no dis man... colgate 4 cristmas pleese. 8.5/10 Dragon Rating
Deeeen Windows - Omg dis 1 can vary frm wiik 2 wiik. But u no wat um gowing 2 get frm dis man. Es gob eva smeling lik e as ate nufin but cheesie Watsits 4 de past wiik or e as bin Drinkin de Dranee Waterr. Dis man is Ez 7/10 dragon Rating
Yogurt Kop - Dis man usis Coca-Cola as Mout wash n Robuto Ferminos Laces 2 flos dem yellas in is gob. Absolut Car cras of a mout. 9/10 dragon rating
CarL Teethez - Fukin ell mafrenz. Diz mans Nashers luck lik de brokun Shard of glas. Dat wud be becoz e liks eeting snailz. No wunda dat Matin Tiler usd 2 cal dis man a Buldogg. Wid es doggy breth. De dragun rating 4 dis man is a strong 8/10
Charli Adum - rememba rememba de 5th ov novemba cus fukin ell ladis n jents dis guy as his Binfire in es Gob every fukin yeer by the fukin state of dis mans nashers. Eltun Jhon is straightaa den dose fukin bastards. 9.5/10 dragon rating will tek some beetin
Ian Downie - if u was 2 av a conversaton wid dis man frm less dan 1m away den der is a 97% chance dat u wil fail a brethaliser as de Stela Artois stench wil giv u starey eyez n duble vis0n. Strong 8/10 4 dis man
FraK RibHairy - wat else do i av 2 sae. Es Teet am queuing up d get out de mout. Gud chew an appule trew a lettabox 8.75/10 dragin rating
Toy Deanie - "In stok wid gang membas, cud get messi" It fukin did get messi in dat gob of hiz. Fukin set of teet like Jawz. Dis man is sertain 2 mek heds turn 4 all de wong reesons. Cus of es smellie cider breth. Tink e bruses is teet wid dog pup. 9/10 dragon ratin
Soyunku - wel wel wel mafrenz. Dis manz diet consistin of de Dona Kibab n raw fiss. No dobt es smellie B.o armpitz combind wid es Tangie Oniun breth wil b a strikaz knightMere. 4get Listerine, dis man usis fukim Chlorine as motwass. Naild on 7.25/10 dragon ratin
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