thread of things taeyong has done that shouldn’t be real but they are
when he broke the neobong
when he (and boa) got attacked by a chicken
when he tied taeil’s hands up with a ziptie (and had to ask fans for scissors so he could cut it)
need i say more
when he tried to make a heart with johnny and jaehyun (and failed)
this prank
when the restaurant was closed
accidentally throwing his credit card in the trash and on another occasion leaving it in the refrigerator
when he and his manger tried to plant carrots
when he made the person taking the video move their focus from katy perry to him
his flinch challenge
his pickup lines
agreeing to go with sm because they offered him toast and then proceeding to sing the national anthem for his audition
when he started rapping in a haunted house
when he popped a ballon with his thighs
you only got cheese pizza?