pirate crew bangtan that get lost during a storm and end up at siren jimin's waters.

they know they shouldn't but they can't resist the beautiful voice that lures them closer and closer.

tae spotting jimin: oh vore me

namjoon: don't you mean fuck me?

tae: that too

okay but jimin who was ready to have a feast on the tannies but the moment he sees seokjin he thinks he's a siren too.

jimin touching jin's legs: how did you do this?

seokjin: do you like them? i grew them myself *windshield laughter*

jimin: is that how land sirens sing?

jimin decides he'll keep the weird humans as his and turns full out monster when other sea creatures show interest in them.

jimin*black eyes, claws out, shark teeth*: THEY ARE MINE

jungkook:

jimin *touching joon's dimples*: how do these little holes work?

namjoon *lap full of a curious jiminie*: uhh... they pop up when i smile... w-when i'm happy

jimin: happy namjoon is pretty

namjoon *on the verge of passing out*: thank you

jimin: is hoseokie's smile love?

hoseok: w-what?

jimin: taetae drew me a heart and he said it means love. is hoseokie smile love too?

the tannies: yes

yoongi: do you like drawing min?

jimin: yes, taetae told me he draws the things he loves so i want to draw them too

yoongi: what are you drawing?

jimin: you

seokjin: where's everyone?

hoseok: jimin and taehyung are drawing

seokjin: each other?

hoseok: jungkook