I’m gonna document my cross country road trip! Here we go.

PA

So..PA was mountainous which I love. But gas is dumb expensive and there was cops everywhere. I also used to live there. I’m impartial though but goofy ass state.

Overall rating: 0/10.

Anyway...next up. Ohio.

Ohio shot glass.

The cashier was talking to me about 5g and the effects on the body. I already know I’m giving this wack ass state a negative review. but he complimented me on my shirt so maybe I’ll give a couple points.

Anyway.. I’m about to take a nap.

Nvm.... lmaooo let’s get back to it.

Aight. Ohio. Beautiful apple orchards. Nice shot glass. Too many cops. A 5G conspiracy theorist. Little to no service through the entire drive through the state: $20 for the turnpike.
Overall rating: 0/10

Indiana.
Let’s see what this lame state got to offer.

I’m about to pass through South Bend. Lemme know if y’all still ready to....nvm.

Prayers to them.

Indiana...nice roads. Drivable roads.

Overall Rating: N/A

Next up....Chicago the state
(They ain’t even put a welcome to Illinois sign. LMFAOOOOO they said fuck the state so guess what I’m finna say?)

Ok. Illinois... Land of Lincoln. I just found out that Lincoln isn’t even from here. They have no welcome state sign and worstly, them niggas eat deep dish. I added 7 points for the Chicago skyline.

Overall rating: -3/10

Stopped in Chicago for the night so here’s Daaaaayyyy twooooo.

WISCAANSIN

...race gas? 110?

Me when I put the race gas 110 in my car:

Not a big case of cheese in the gas station. They serious

Wisconsin. I learned that race gas exists and they’re serious about their cheese. Very beautiful and scenic. HOWEVER, a lot of Trump signs and American flags. AND while I was pumping gas, the wind whipped past my ear and whispered “n1993r”.

Overall rating: -1/10.

Mini soda.

This tornado town for sure.

Minnesota. Very country. Lots of land and agriculture. Too long to drive through (I took the long way). Forgot it existed before 2 months ago. BUT now when somebody tells me they’re from Minneapolis, that holds some weight.

Overall Rating: 1/10.

Last one for today...NORTH DAKOTA. I’m dumb excited.

My North Dakota souvy.

$50 to the person who guesses what city I’m staying in tonight. Here’s a hint: https://open.spotify.com/track/2cxbxpHrND6i4uvUGVvC9J?si=VelRJonbT3qS_fM-0sCkvg

Walked outside in shorts and a tank top and it was 54 degrees..... anyway, let’s get intoooo itttt. Day 3.

Nah... North Dakota was beautiful. So much untouched land. I see why people defend it. It’s a sight to see. ZERO cops on the highway. Speed limit was 75 which means I could go 80 and ZERO cops so I went 90. HOWEVER, it could’ve been 100 mph.

Overall rating: 2/10.

Montana.
Been here for 2 hours with no phone service to upload this video.

Stopped at a gas station and was scare to go pee because I seen Jeep pickup trucks with American flags all over the parking lot so I stopped at a rest area and it was OVERTLY anti-black (see pics below). This is not going well. This state getting torn apart on the review.

Umm...beautiful. I’m actually in awe. Pictures don’t do it justice. The air is crisp and there’s a lot to take in. I’m actually very sad that I don’t have my camera. This place is amazing.

Sweet Grass County, Montana

Stopped in Bozeman, MT for the night and asked for a room facing the mountains. Y’all know this state getting a good rating right?

Spoke too soon. Bedbugs.

I have to cleanse all my shit with FIRE. Hate this for me. This state is NOT getting a good review.

Fourth and final day. Let’s goooooooo.

Passing through “moose country” and I’m tryna see a moose so I can have a frame of reference for when y’all say y’all got that MOOSE.

Montana.
4th largest state but 3rd least populated. Stopped in the city of Missoula for 1.5 hours. Saw ZERO black people but I saw Black lives matter signs in almost every store window.
“We’re a small liberal USA city in the middle of a shitstorm”
-Barista at local coffee shop.

being HONEST, this is the ONLY state that took my breath away. The only place I stopped to take pictures (and I did so numerous times). It was beautiful and scenic. The people of Missoula were the friendliest people I’ve met along the way.

Bed bugs....

Overall Rating: 3.5/10

Idaho.
(Ignore the bug splats)
(About to buy a sack of potatoes)

Idaho.
I saw confederate flags. Idaho wasn’t even a state during the civil war...let alone apart of the confederacy. They just wish they had slaves.

Overall rating: -73/10.

WASHINGTON

WA is beautiful. I can’t wait to explore this place. I love road trips. And to date, this is the longest road trip I’ve ever done. Started in Baltimore and finished in Washington state. 4 days. 42 hours. Alone.

I’ve made it to where I’ll be living for the next 3+ months!

Hope you guys have enjoyed this thread as much as I enjoyed making it.